Freddy Adu @ Kuopion Palloseura (Finland)

Even at $3.5k it's barely $42k p.a. This is RL or (bottom of) League 2 scrub territory.

 

#deadmod

 

This is "my starting salary out of college" territory. The pros, they're just like us.

 

No state income tax at least. So there's that.

 

Income tax is usually recovered through stripper tips in Tampa.

 

Adu not in the 18 today.

I see a pattern here.

 

Do the Rowdies have a reserve team to drop him to? Maybe in the NPSL or PDL?

 

He's been with the team for a few days. I wouldn't look very far into him not making the 18.

 

That sarcasm detector button right there? Yep, that one. Turn that on.

 

The internet isn't a great place for sarcasm, especially when talking about Freddy Adu's career .

 

Especially when the post you responded to and the one you made have probably been posted dozens of times in seriousness before.

 

Hi yall! Adu did not make it. FML. My lounges are destroyded. We did make it. The cup was seen in our market. We will make it!

 

Adu did not make it. Couple of month ago and we will see hockey. This is the shit we are living for

 

If I wasn't already using one of your quotes for my sig line I'd use this one.

 

You can't fit another one? These posts are like pure gold you know.

 

Hey. I'm all for the idea one poster said about creating a webisode series with herhilainen and foss. and send them to Tampa. I'm imaging one scene in my head right now.

Finnish duo have made their way to a local bar in St. Petersberg. herhilainen has had his usual consumption of alcohol. Conversation ensues.

herhilainen: What the **** is a Stamkos!? I don't trust in God but in Jari Kurri I trust.

Already inebriated past limits, herhilainen guzzles down another bottle of beer.

herhilainen: Foss. That cab driver looked like Mika Häkkinen, no?

herhilainen falls over as he lies on the ground in a drunken slumber.

foss. looks over at the producer.

Foss: THIS IS BULL****!!!!!! YOU TOLD ME I WAS GOING TO LA!!!! **** YOU MAN!!!!!

 

will make it.

 

If you don't get him a publishing deal, I will.

Forget Confucius, this is the real deal.

 

Hi yall my American friends. The cup (stanley) was at the market of Kuopio. Ironically, I was not there since I have been ill ever since (after my father died). Adu does not play for KuPS anymore -yeah i know that you know- but we will make it. Best of luck for all of you. We will make it. Track and field (as you call it) will be the vic for Finland in the Championship later this summer. I mean javelin throw. We are the ones who make it!