Fire v Faux Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys Wed. Aug. 16, 2017 6:30pm CDT

How do you say Rubber Dick in French?

 

Gode en caoutchouc

I remember a time when it would be almost impossible for me to find this answer. It took me 2 minutes today. Thanks google!

 

I don't know if I trust Google Translate. Most of the results are pretty hilarious translating <insert language here> into English.

 

I usually translate one direction then translate back. If you end up back at where you started you're probably close enough.

 

"Faux Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys"

Isn't this, arguably, an unintended compliment?

 

Surrender monkeys that eat cheese whiz isn't a compliment....

 

Are we gonna win, or what? I'm getting nervous that we're starting the free fall to hell.

 

Gotta start winning on the road.

 

Fire win 2-1. Honestly though I hope they keep enough in tank for Saturday as that game is HUGE home match up to separate men from boys. Not to mention it is my annual firefighter tailgating party game this year and we always win that game!

 

But, but.what about carnivorous cheese...faux or otherwise?

 

I was wondering about the faux cheese. When I was in Montreal for a Fire game a couple of years ago, there was real cheese (fromage) a plenty.

 

I think surrendering to cheese is the sensible thing to do.

 

I'd like to see Accam and Nikolic return to form tonight.

 

Well 4 minutes in and there's absolutely no flow to the game... Yet. And Meira is out with an injury - Dean subbed in.

And Montreal scores. Yikes.

 

Lampson with a Johnson like clearance into the stands. Ugh wake guys.

 

Why is Mihailovic taking corner kicks?

 

Why isn't Polster in the 18?

Per usual MLSsoccer doesn't say.

 

Why Mihailovich instead of Conner? (Just askin', not sayin')

 

Not good so far.

 

Pawno.

 

Nice effort there Schweine.

 

Dean sucks and Lampson is reverting to his mean.

 

Well 2-0 via the PK to the Canadian Cheese heads.