Fire Caleb Porter

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  1. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    The Colorado Rapids had three coaches this season. Two of their coaches have a better ppg throughout the season than Caleb Porter. They sit 4 points ahead of Columbus.

    What a magical season.
     
  2. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    beep boop blame players
    beep boop hate reporters
     
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  3. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Hashtag Integrity.

    Hashtag Man Up.

    Hashtag ******** this guy.
     
  4. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
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  5. Lichte for Life

    Apr 13, 2007
    The way the Haslam family goes through coaches in the NFL those of you who wish to fire Porter May see your wish come true this year
     
  6. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    The Browns are Jimmy's toy. The Crew belong to Sweet Dee and Doc Pete.
     
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  7. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Fire this clown.
     
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  8. American Brummie

    Jun 19, 2009
    There Be Dragons Here
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    [​IMG]
     
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  9. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    its put up or shut up time.
     
  10. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Has anyone considered that the reason we don’t have a sponsor is that Caleb Porter is a toxic asshole?
     
  11. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Most likely you are the only one who has considered it.
     
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  12. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'd be willing to bet that Bez and Lyons know that Caleb isn't the most polished sales professional and therefore keep him out of the process altogether or, at least, his gladhanding to and absolute minimum.

    Edit: But then again, three months ago I was willing to bet that Bez and Lyons were on top of the sponsorship thing. I'm not sure I know what to think anymore.
     
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  13. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The more you know moment for the night.


    Caleb Porter was instrumental in Akron securing the funds needed and the push for the renovations at the beautiful field and stadium for the Zips. But that is not my opinion. Pretty much fact here from anyone who worked at UA at that time. He was pushed into the front and center for fundraising.

    But that was ten or so years ago, and from what you would be lead to believe around here, Caleb is just a huge asshole now.
     
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  14. LaMacchia

    LaMacchia Member+

    Jul 12, 2008
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Fair. I suppose I shouldn't judge until I shake the man's hand.
     
  15. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Yeah. I somehow manage to forget from time to time how central he was to getting that project funded. Sure, a ton of that was "speaking on the field", but the amount of shoulder-rubbing required is very underestimated, especially at that time around the University and business communities.
     
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  16. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A colleague, who worked over in UA athletics for something like 18 years, said Caleb was so driven and passionate about the project. He felt it rested on his shoulders, and he had to make it happen.

    ...What a real asshole.
     
  17. Crew96Fan

    Crew96Fan Member+

    Jul 27, 2013
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    0-0 at half of the VISIT TUCSON CUP

    Burn it all to the ground and Fire Caleb
     
  18. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    It also shouldn't be forgotten that Porter is a Hoosier. What the hell, in theory, did he care about some way-past-its-prime Rust Belt city that has morphed into an overgrown university town encased in clouds 5 months of the year? Is there evidence that he yearns for Thai or Nepali cuisine? The only potential impression Akron could have made on him was that in his formative years, UA and IU had a pretty decent rivalry in soccer.
     
  19. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    It's comforting that more than a decade on some are still talking about Porter's time in Akron.

    Considering he can barely manage the most well reinforced team in Crew history team past the 2nd string Phoenix Rising maybe he can go back to Akron and eat shitty drive-in through burgers while making lewd comments to the high school girls working there about winning mentality. Perhaps he'll even still be received as a hero.

    What a joke. Save the Crew. Fire Caleb Porter.
     
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  20. Minnman

    Minnman Member+

    Feb 11, 2000
    Columbus, OH, USA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I still remember watching the full USMNT play the Richmond Kickers in a WC '02 warmup match in Cary, NC. Terrible performance. Match ended 2-2. I mean, there was no way Arena and that bunch of uninspired bozos who couldn't muster the skill to wipe the pitch against a lower division team had any shot at playing well in the World Cup, right?
     
  21. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
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    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Preseason doesn't count. Ask the Browns.
     
  22. MLSinSTL

    MLSinSTL Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Mar 20, 2009
    Ohio - near a city
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I’ve been told preseason is for trophies. Was I misinformed?
     
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  23. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    You were not. All your mouse cup are belong to us.
     
  24. stanger

    stanger BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 29, 2008
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Depends on who told you.
     
  25. DGA57v2

    DGA57v2 Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Apr 1, 2019
    Do you just copy/paste your shit with slight modifications into every thread? I'd suggest you see a doctor for your anger and anxiety and stay off these pages for a few months. Your blood pressure may thank you for it.
     

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