Fire Caleb Porter

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  1. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Actually, we bet a 12 pack of Great Lakes on it but both of us are too lazy to do the actual research.
     
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  2. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes but there's a reason.

    hang can whine about " marketable stars" all he wants but in all.of.MLS how many are there? Rooney? Ibra maybe, but how many people outside.soccwr circles.know who.he is? How many extra eyeballs.does.he bring to the viewership?

    Hey barkeep, can you put the Galaxy game on the big screen" isn't a phrase you'll hear too much anywhere across the fruited plain.

    If one person in 10,000 can name one person on Atlantas roster I'd be stunned. Even.one in 100,000 is a.stretch.

    Its.full stadiums and colorful crowd action MLS wants on TV. Nobody gives a shit about the quality of.the soccer or which foreign goober they never heard.of is kicking the ball.

    They just want people to see massive engaged stadiums.

    All the rest is crap
     
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  3. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    I still have a bet going.
     
  4. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Yeah. Columbus rarely if ever has an engaged fan base or a full stadium. Why on earth would a league with less ratings than bowling put Columbus on a national broadcast and show this to the world.

    More than that....why on earth is a coach in the midst of a 5 game losing streak whining about this?

    It’s ridiculous. It’s embarrassing. It’s a sign of a coach who has no idea how to explain his teams disastrous displays.
     
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  5. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I had the GL Mexican Lager today after yard work. Glad I picked it up at the store.
     
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  6. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Happy Cinco!
     
  7. American Brummie

    Jun 19, 2009
    There Be Dragons Here
    Club:
    Birmingham City FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Saw the highlights - was away for the weekend.

    I would prefer Mr. Porter not be the coach come July, but if we have to endure the end of the season, fine.
     
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  8. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    What highlights???
     
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  9. MLSinSTL

    MLSinSTL Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Mar 20, 2009
    Ohio - near a city
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    But we almost scored! Doesn’t that count for something?

    Checks rule book...and no, it doesn’t.
     
  10. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Guys, I don't know about you....but the 87th minute subs really impressed me.
    It's almost as if it took Porter 87 minutes to realize that whatever the hell he was telling the team to do wasn't working.

    Recognition is the first step.

    Luckily he has five years to learn on the job.

    Our coach is a ********in moron.
     
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  11. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    Have to admit that was an odd bit of coaching. We were out of synch all night. It was one of those games where I wasn't sure what we were trying to do.
     
  12. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Neither were any of the players or coach it seemed.
     
  13. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    Can Artur play fullback?
     
  14. crewfan_in_columbus

    Feb 25, 2001
    Columbus is home
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Your far too infrequent Hang Ambition Ranking Coaching Hires Update:

    We've played roughly 41.2% of our season now.


    De Boer:
    Games: 12
    Points: 20
    PPG: 1.67
    GF: 13
    GA: 9
    GD: 4
    Conference Position: 4
    SS Position: 8

    Almeyda:
    Games: 12
    Points: 14
    PPG: 1.17
    GF: 18
    GA: 23
    GD: -5
    Conference Position: 8
    SS Position: 18

    Savarese:
    Games: 11
    Points: 11
    PPG: 1.00
    GF: 14
    GA: 22
    GD: -8
    Conference Position: 10
    SS Position: 21

    Schelotto:
    Games: 13
    Points: 22
    PPG: 1.69
    GF: 18
    GA: 17
    GD: 1
    Conference Position: 4
    SS Position: 6

    Porter:
    Games: 14
    Points: 16
    PPG: 1.14
    GF: 12
    GA: 19
    GD: -7
    Conference Position: 8
    SS Position: 15

    Ambition is definitely fading. We've played more games than any other Ambition Champion nominee and June doesn't look to do us any favors either with as many as 5 players potentially missing significant time for Gold Cup.
    De Boer has seemed to finally get his ambition transmission in gear in Atlanta and has made several strides despite losing on a weak ass goal to a 10 man MetroStars team. .
    GBS' ambition has taken several blows recently and with Zlatan's two game suspension for doing is best Kane impression on Sean Johnson, his ambition will be tested even further over the coming weeks.
    Almeyda's ambition seems to be confused as to whether it wants to be ambitious or not though recent form shows more non losses than losses.
    Savarese's ambition just wants to play a home game at this point. And that day is coming soon. Look for a big jump in his ambition shortly.

    I'm looking forward to the MLSPU salary details being released shortly. It'll be interesting to see if there's a correlation between $ spent and coaching ambition.
     
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  15. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I appreciate you continuing to make this updates, as Porter's stock continues to fall like a rock, even as you seem to not fully grasp what "ambition" is.

    Baby steps, though.
     
  16. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    All Porter needs is a striker of Finlay's ability...

    Personally, I am waiting for mid-June to make my mind up. Going very deep into the USOC and barely squeaking into the post-season is still a good thing IMO.
     
  17. Jim Bach

    Jim Bach Member+

    Bradford City Association Football Club
    May 11, 1999
    Land of the Lizard People, or so I'm told
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    Palestine
    This cannot be stated enough times.
    I know you're being sarcastic, but he needs to go. NOW.
     
  18. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I get why some of you feel this way, but you're pissing up a tree. There's no way in hell Porter gets fired this year. Zero. Accept he's here until at least mid next season, and even then he's probably still got job security. Maybe once Bez builds what ownership believes to be a strong Cup contender and results are still bad, maybe, but still probably not. We're riding the Porter express until the stadium opens at a minimum. It's easier if you just accept it. I'm not saying you have to like it, but it's easier.
     
  19. Jim Bach

    Jim Bach Member+

    Bradford City Association Football Club
    May 11, 1999
    Land of the Lizard People, or so I'm told
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    Palestine
    I realize this as well but it still pisses me off.
     
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  20. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Which is why acceptance makes it easier.
     
  21. Jim Bach

    Jim Bach Member+

    Bradford City Association Football Club
    May 11, 1999
    Land of the Lizard People, or so I'm told
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    Palestine
    Look pal - if I just stoically accepted all the things in this world that piss me off, I'd be one miserable SOB.
     
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  22. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I think it's unbelievable how you give into the hands of fate
    Some things are worth fighting for some feelings never die
    I'm not askin' for another chance I just wanna know why
    There's no easy way out there's no shortcut home
    There's no easy way out
     
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  23. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Look, I get mad at all this shit too, but I also know when to stop beating my head against the wall and giving myself a headache. Right now all the calling for Porter to be fired stuff is just sound and fury.

    Now, I'm not saying don't call the man out for bad tactics, subs, shit media comments. I'm just saying, know we're stuck with him so screeching about how it's time to show him the door is moot.
     
  24. Jim Bach

    Jim Bach Member+

    Bradford City Association Football Club
    May 11, 1999
    Land of the Lizard People, or so I'm told
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    Palestine
    I would argue that calling for Porter's sacking isn't just my right, it's literally my duty as a fan, and by doing so I'm holding up my end of an unspoken social contract between a sports team and its fans.
     
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  25. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I couldn't agree with this more. It's one of the reasons I like pro sports more than college. I directly pay the players' and coach's salaries. It is my duty to hold them accountable for their job performance. If not us, who? Certainly not MLS soccer soccer football dot com, not Jacob Myers and the Dispatch.

    Has any MLS coach ever had a 5 year contact before this one? It seemed insane from the start. The fact that it would cost the owners 3 years of a nice DP salary to cut bait with this guy makes me sad. As a small market team we can't afford to make this type of mistake.
     
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