Fire Caleb Porter

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  1. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I forget.

    And maybe proofreading wasn’t your best subject.
     
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  2. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Received several "We want Porter out" texts from friends in the Nordecke. Thought I heard a few chants saying the same, but it was hard to tell.

    Red Bulls playing three starters. Not even attempting to get the win. Columbus Crew buoyed by hope, a decent crowd, all the emotion in the world, and they lay a complete egg.

    An auspicious beginning for the 5 million dollar man.
     
  3. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    FUUUUUUCCCK
     
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  4. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I don't think you should make the assumption that COACH BOT 9000 came with instructions on how to break down an opponents B Team....especially with a group of players that has been together 2-4 years.

    What a horrible debut.
     
  5. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
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    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It’s CoachBot ’K 9000.
    Get it straight!
     
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  6. Flyer Fan

    Flyer Fan Member+

    Apr 18, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    This thread is a car wreck thread: I know it's a disaster, I know it's ridiculous, I know it's over-the-top, and yet I'm having trouble staying away for fear of missing out on something entertaining. I hate the internet.
     
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  7. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No one was chanting that.
     
  8. porchlight

    porchlight Member+

    Jul 27, 2013
    Crawlumbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I bet these guys can coach this team as well
     

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  9. CrewV Man

    CrewV Man Member+

    Aug 18, 2011
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    hang, do you hear these people now? Are they in the room with you? Can anyone else see them?

    Not the best start but a very usual first game of the MLS season. Passes off a few feet here or there. Runs a bit too early or too late.

    The only things I am sure of, Santos had a terrible game even by Santos standards and Ted Unkel is maddeningly inconsistent.

    I give Porter a complete pass until April 8th.
     
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  10. KCbus

    KCbus Moderator
    Staff Member

    United States
    Nov 26, 2000
    Reynoldsburg, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No you didn’t.
     
  11. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Eusebio Di Francesco for Columbus Crew!!!
     
  12. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Nah, he’s a loser. No titles like CB9K.
     
  13. DGA57

    DGA57 Member

    Jun 17, 2002
    Dublin, OH
    There are worse results than tying NYRB-B in a season opener.

    Real lost 4-1. At home. Against Ajax.

    Dortmund tied last place Nurnberg 0-0 three match days ago, then lost to 15th Augsburg 2-1 this weekend. Their big lead over Bayern is now a +2 GD lead.

    Liverpool lost in the 3rd Round of the FA Cup against the Wolves.

    And many others....
     
  14. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My Gladbach, after being in second place much of the season, have lost the last three games at home 3-0, 3-0, and 5-1 (with a 1-1 draw in the middle). Before that, we'd only given up 18 goals in 20 games and had not lost or drawn at home all season and a fair bit of the previous one.

    So yeah, it could be worse.:(:mad::eek::confused:
     
  15. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #615 Ch(Elsey), Mar 11, 2019
    Last edited: Mar 11, 2019
    Porter, coach of the week.

    For hang’s birthday. A Zardes + Porter sandwich. Sweet and hot.
     
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  16. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    game was a stinker but we won. is @hangthadj gonna complain that we didnt win pretty enough now?

    :ninja:
     
  17. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew

    We looked very poor. I've stated my piece in the game thread. I feel horrible for Porter, since our players are mostly crap. I feel like most people here have come to that consensus as well. So no need to pile on the depression. I live to love, after all.

    That said, the FCC performance in Atlanta was miles more impressive than either performance Porter's Crew has put forth....
     
  18. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Cincy looked so amazingly bad last week. How did they manage to beat Atlanta?
     
  19. Kyle Crew

    Kyle Crew Member+

    Feb 23, 2013
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Frank De Boer.
     
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  20. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    Beat?
     
  21. Smithsoccer1721

    Smithsoccer1721 Member+

    Feb 16, 2007
    Middle of the Table
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That’s a pretty reasonable take. Porter is going to ride this season out so not much more to say on him at this point.

    Cinncy got a point on the road. It’s not nothing but certainly not enough to mean much.
     
  22. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    You’ll have to excuse Timon. He’s a bit lost after losing his ability to play contrarian in the Save The Crew thread. Now he just pops in like an old grandpa and replies to posts with words that have little or no reference to the post above.
     
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  23. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    Canadian beat?
     
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  24. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    You'll have to excuse me. I've been in Florida all weekend.

    I'm still there, but not for vacation anymore.

    Also: terribly sorry to not treat your tremendous whine thread with the respect you thinks it somehow deserves.
     
  25. Timon19

    Timon19 Member+

    Jun 2, 2007
    Akron, OH
    ********ing autocorrect 's' addition...
     

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