Fantasy RSL Futbal for the Lazy

Discussion in 'Real Salt Lake' started by Lizzie Bee, Mar 7, 2017.

  1. Lizzie Bee

    Lizzie Bee Member+

    Jul 27, 2004
    Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    For those too lazy to actually do the fantasy MLS! Jessyca and Nonesuch helped me put together a form to predict the entire RSL season. Current questions include:
    • BS handle
    • Total goals scored by RSL
    • Total goals conceded
    • First played to get ejected
    • How long does Cassar last?
    • How long does Schuler last?
    • Overall season record?
    • How many games do we win the US Open Cup?
    • How many times will Cassar not use all available subs?
    • First player to save a goal off the line?
    • Who will score 10+ goals?
    • Which players will score zero goals?
    • Most red cards?
    • Most yellow cards?
    What else should we add before opening it up to responses? Prizes will include:

    1st place: pride, honor, and glory
    2nd place: comfort in the knowledge of a job well done
    3rd place: you can sleep well at night knowing you tried hard
     
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  2. andyslc

    andyslc No Longer a New Member

    Sep 27, 2009
    Fargo
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Back passes that led to goals..
     
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  3. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    List of players Luke Mulholland will have more minutes than
     
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  4. GoRSL

    GoRSL Member+

    Jan 7, 2013
    47.615587, -122.200340
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Goals scored by opponents sending in easy through balls.
     
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  5. Lizzie Bee

    Lizzie Bee Member+

    Jul 27, 2004
    Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A'ight, if you're going to get subjective with things like "easy" then you'll have to help me tally up the correct numbers at the end of the season. Deal?
     
  6. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Number of times a veteran player takes the place of a young player that is available (both sub and starter)
     
  7. nfc1432

    nfc1432 Member

    Nov 3, 2010
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Number of times Cassar says he's "proud" of the team after games they don't win.
     
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  8. goobx1

    goobx1 Member+

    Jul 9, 2007
    Salt Lake
    It's uncalku... encow... incalclabull... a lot.
    [​IMG]
     
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  9. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm sure that Bono is happy that he's ahead of God. Of course, Bono probably thinks he a god anyway.....
     
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  10. RSL Punk 2

    RSL Punk 2 Member

    Sep 11, 2010
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    Netherlands
    Well, he DID say, "The god I believe in isn't short of cash, mister." QED
     
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