Even more . . . Stuff from other MLS Teams

Discussion in 'Real Salt Lake' started by SoccerPrime, Mar 30, 2014.

  1. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A very MLS trade. I'm surprised they didn't throw in some magic beans and pocket lint to sweeten the deal.
     
  2. Ismitje

    Ismitje Super Moderator

    Dec 30, 2000
    The Palouse
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Benny Feilhaber reportedly set to sign with Colorado.
     
  3. SenordrummeR2

    SenordrummeR2 Member+

    Jul 21, 2008
    Layton, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  4. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wot? I thought that he was a vital member of the LAFC soccer team. I guess he wasn't all that important.
     
  5. RSLer

    RSLer Member+

    Sep 24, 2008
    Stansbury Park, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Josef Martinez signed to new 5 year deal with Atl United?
     
  6. SenordrummeR2

    SenordrummeR2 Member+

    Jul 21, 2008
    Layton, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Austin FC officially announced as the newest team and they are already hard at work at making themselves a Mickey Mouse team. These chants are hilariously terrible.

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  7. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Really? I thought he was off to greener pastures (read: Mo' Money!!!!) overseas. I guess when you come from a country that is currently an international basket case, then the US of A looks pretty good.

    Good for Atlanta, but bad for the rest of the MLS's defenses.
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  8. RSLer

    RSLer Member+

    Sep 24, 2008
    Stansbury Park, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Vamos, El Tree
    Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap
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  9. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The El Tree chant is just dumb, yes. But who the hell was like "hey, lets make a chant about our vote to become a team?"
    Especially when it was 7 to 4. Like... that's not good.
     
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  10. El-ahrairah

    El-ahrairah Member+

    Sep 20, 2004
    Wanker County
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Soooooo many memes when Portland plays Austin.
     
  11. Taragui

    Taragui Member+

    Aug 13, 2006
    Northern Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Sadly, if they can all chant in unison, I am still going to be jealous.
     
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  12. RSLer

    RSLer Member+

    Sep 24, 2008
    Stansbury Park, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  13. RSLer

    RSLer Member+

    Sep 24, 2008
    Stansbury Park, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  14. RSLer

    RSLer Member+

    Sep 24, 2008
    Stansbury Park, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Looks like part of MLS expansion will be NY3

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  15. RSLer

    RSLer Member+

    Sep 24, 2008
    Stansbury Park, UT
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  16. goobx1

    goobx1 Member+

    Jul 9, 2007
    Salt Lake
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  17. BalanceUT

    BalanceUT RSL and THFC!

    Oct 8, 2006
    Appalachia
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What's the problem? At least it's not an MLM.
     
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  18. goobx1

    goobx1 Member+

    Jul 9, 2007
    Salt Lake
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    Interesting.

    I guess Claires or Forever 21 backed out of sponsoring their front of jersey this season?

    Maybe they should try for Nordstorm's. I hear they think they invented shopping.
     
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  19. 15 to 32

    15 to 32 Straw Hog

    Jul 1, 2008
    Salt Lake
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    dude, our jersey sponsor is a ********ing MLM snake oil selling "company" that, if I'm honest, I always worry won't be able to pay the bill to be our sponsor.

    Zulily is funny, but it's miles better than ours
     
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  20. goobx1

    goobx1 Member+

    Jul 9, 2007
    Salt Lake
    I certainly have little or no affinity for MLM smell you well snake oil or whatever it is they sell but at least the front of the RSL jerseys don't look like their trying to sell you stuff for a bridal shower. Which it is what the Sounders jerseys are doing. Literally.

    No offense to bridal showers.

    Although, whenever my wife goes to a bridal shower I say, "hey, take her a soccer ball." What could go wrong?
     
  21. BalanceUT

    BalanceUT RSL and THFC!

    Oct 8, 2006
    Appalachia
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wow... bit surprised to see folks here being negative on the Zulily jersey sponsorship at Sounders. It's just putrid adolescent sexism: 'girl name on shirt' ... giggle... 'next thing you know they'll be wearing pink'... giggle...

    Dang, man up and grow the F up. It's a successful brand that is based locally in Seattle and makes money hand over fist.

    As 15 to 32 said, if a news story rolled out any day from today to a year from now saying that LifeVantage was suddenly bankrupt, I wouldn't be the tiniest bit surprised. The FDA has sent warnings to LifeVantage for making unsupported claims of being capable of curing cancer and diabetes. It's looks to me like a freaking scam based on that.

    If Zulily were to make such an announcement of bankruptcy, I'd be shocked. Zulily's worst fault is that due to the distributed nature of their product sourcing and delivery, there are some quality control complaints.

    RSL's jersey sponsorship is a shame and should be ended... but it won't because dear leader owns a 5.1% stake in the company since 2015. (Wouldn't surprise me to learn that's how they paid some of their sponsorship, in company equity, which is a very bad sign if my speculation is true.)

    Where's Xango, by the way? Yeah... swirling, as LifeVantage will be soon, no doubt.
     
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  22. PattysCow

    PattysCow Member+

    Apr 4, 2010
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Not to mention it is supposedly worth over 8 figures anually.
     
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  23. Taragui

    Taragui Member+

    Aug 13, 2006
    Northern Utah
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    I just wish MLS could bag the big brands in a given area and I thought Seattle had come the closest to that benchmark with XBox. This just seems like a step backwards. Where's the obvious Starbucks shirt sponsorship?

    You know, because Emirates just screams London. :rolleyes:
     
  24. Ismitje

    Ismitje Super Moderator

    Dec 30, 2000
    The Palouse
    Club:
    Real Salt Lake
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Zulily is also sponsoring the Seattle Reign in the NWSL and even the Sounders academy. It's a pretty comprehensive deal, and a solid sponsor.
     
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