Easter Challenge

Discussion in 'Spirituality & Religion' started by Justin Z, Feb 15, 2013.

  1. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
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    Chicago Fire
    Leo Tolstoy did this well over 100 years ago

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  2. CeltTexan

    CeltTexan Member+

    Sep 21, 2000
    Houston, TX USA
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    Houston Dynamo
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    United States
    I would have packaged the Gospel's accounts as you requested Justin but I gave that EXACT same thing up for Lent.
     
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  3. NodineHill

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    May 3, 2013
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    Is the $1000 offer still on?

    I think I could do it (not that I'm special, Orthodox clergy kind of have these as packaged narratives and I could really use the money.
     
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  4. Justin Z

    Justin Z Member

    Jul 12, 2005
    Edinburgh, Scotland
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    Heart of Midlothian FC
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    United States
    Heh, I can check. I have no idea why the "Easter Challenge" would still be on in July, but if you really want me to ask, I'll see if he'll go for it rather than waiting till next year.
     
  5. NodineHill

    NodineHill Member

    May 3, 2013
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    New York Cosmos
    Ok, thanks!
     
  6. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
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    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    I was thinking we could try to do it here in public. But if you want to do it on your own, go ahead. You can post the results later if you want and we can discuss them.
     
  7. NodineHill

    NodineHill Member

    May 3, 2013
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    New York Cosmos
    Thanks. $1,000 would be really helpful.
     
  8. ratdog

    ratdog Member+

    Mar 22, 2004
    In the doghouse
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    Chicago Red Stars
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    It proves that people will claim to believe something that is demonstrably inaccurate if they receive enough psychological and/or social rewards for claiming said wrong belief. If you understand that, you understand why facts and reason will never change the minds of 99.9999% of the American population.

    Or, as Isaac Asimov said:

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  9. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
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    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    #34 argentine soccer fan, Sep 14, 2013
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    That quote reminds me somewhat of the Argentine tango "Cambalache", written in 1935 by Enrique Santos Discepolo. Although the main message is about the false equality brought on by the cult of immorality, it also touches on the cult of ignorance.

    Here's my translation of the lyrics:

    Cheap Bazaar (Cambalache)

    The world has always been
    and will always be a bunch of filth
    This I know
    In the year 506
    And in 2000 too,
    There's always been thieves
    traitors and swindlers
    The happy and the bitter
    The real and the fake
    But that the 20th century
    Is a full display of insolent malice,
    No one can deny
    We live sunk in a pigsty
    and in the same mud
    all of us mucked up

    Today it seems to be the same
    to be loyal or a traitor,
    An ignoramous, a genius, a pickpocket,
    a generous man or a swindler,
    All is equal! Nothing is better,
    The same a dumb ass as a great professor!
    There's no failing grade or merit valuation,
    The immorals have made us all equal
    If one lives in a pose
    and another greedily steals,
    Don't matter if he's a priest,
    mattress maker, king of clubs,
    a cad or a tramp.

    Such a lack respect,
    such a trampling of reason!
    Anyone's a gentleman,
    Anyone's a thief!
    Along with Stavinsky,
    go Don Bosco and La Mignon
    Don Chicho and Napoleon,
    Carnera and San Martin.*

    Just like the disrespectful display window
    of a cheap bazaar,
    life's got us all mixed up,
    And wounded by a sword
    without rivets
    There's the Bible crying
    next to the water heater
    ............
    Twentieth century, cheap bazaar
    problem-filled and feverish!
    He who won't cry doesn't get fed
    He who won't steal is an idiot
    Go ahead! Keep it up!
    There in the oven
    we're all gonna reunite.
    Stop thinking,
    move out of the way,
    Nobody cares
    If you were born honest.
    It's the same to work hard
    night and day like an ox,
    than to live off the broads,
    to kill than to heal
    or to live outside the law.

    *Refers to figures who were well known back in early 20th century Argentina. Swindlers, mobsters, humanitarians, historical figures, celebrities, nation's heroes all go together. Something like this:

    Along with Bernie Maddoff
    Go Mother Theresa and Kim Kardashian
    John Gotti and Napoleon
    Mike Tyson and Abe Lincoln
     
  10. NodineHill

    NodineHill Member

    May 3, 2013
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    New York Cosmos
    He looks like the guy from the planet of the apes.
     
  11. CeltTexan

    CeltTexan Member+

    Sep 21, 2000
    Houston, TX USA
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Issac. It appears you've been thinking your Asi-mov!
     
  12. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Club:
    CA Boca Juniors
    Nat'l Team:
    Argentina
    Wonder if he ever did answer the challenge. I'm a sucker for challenges like this one, so if I'm ever bored on an airplane or something and I'm trying to kill time, I'll come up with my own answer and post it here. Maybe we can get it to Mr. Morris in time for this year's Easter, but probably not. I suppose to do the job I would need a copy of the four gospels, and a bit of time.

    For now, I'm going to unstick this, since after all this time nobody else seems interested in taking on the challenge.
     

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