Dynamo FO/TD Opinions

Discussion in 'Houston Dynamo' started by Westside Cosmo, Nov 12, 2015.

  1. DynamoManiac

    DynamoManiac Member+

    Jan 27, 2014
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Yep. That one is pretty funny.
     
  2. Westside Cosmo

    Westside Cosmo Member+

    Oct 4, 2007
    H-Town
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My favorite is how the Ticket City guy refers to it as the "Boiler Room" strategy
     
  3. Westside Cosmo

    Westside Cosmo Member+

    Oct 4, 2007
    H-Town
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  4. Westside Cosmo

    Westside Cosmo Member+

    Oct 4, 2007
    H-Town
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  5. Westside Cosmo

    Westside Cosmo Member+

    Oct 4, 2007
    H-Town
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Another great reminder of being a Dynamo STH - the guy purchasing one-game promo tickets gets the shirt and every STH has to try and get on Orange Rewards for the estimated 100 they put up on there!! Like the Star Wars scarf

     
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  6. Hydro

    Hydro Member+

    Nov 16, 2007
    Houstown
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    There are no benefits of being a STH. It's MUCH CHEAPER to buy tickets at half price for the games you can attend. Thank you flasheats and stubhub!

    This organization lost me, almost completely. As I've said, I almost rather just speed-watch the games on my DVR, and read the commentaries here on BigSoccer, that brave
    • the Houston heat,
    • parking,
    • traffic on weekdays,
    • terrible stadium wine (even at the so-called VIP club),
    • long concession lines,
    • stupid security people,
    • Canetti's and Jordan's "everything is great, we are the champions" clueless faces, not to mention their arrogant "who the &%$F are you" looks when I greet them, despite the fact that I was STH for many years.
    • and the scared mothers who call 911 and the National Guard when I scream (because I startled their 10-yr-old daughters, who were busy on the Facebook-thing checking out their friends tweets).

    I would feel better if somebody else was in charge of the organization, but current leadership screwed up really bad. Years of stupid decisions have taken a toll. Fans who leave, are hard to convince to return, even when the team is playing very entertaining soccer at home.

    Sad.
     
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  7. Westside Cosmo

    Westside Cosmo Member+

    Oct 4, 2007
    H-Town
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  8. *rey*

    *rey* Member+

    Feb 22, 2006
    Houston
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  9. Westside Cosmo

    Westside Cosmo Member+

    Oct 4, 2007
    H-Town
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hmmm, the whiteboard looks blank. I wonder if they asked him how to design a set piece off a corner kick, I'd imagine an answer like: "the key to a well-designed corner kick is a sturdy yet flexible corner flag to allow various angles of approach by the kick taker"


     
  10. DynamoManiac

    DynamoManiac Member+

    Jan 27, 2014
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    His ability to talk for half an hour and say absolutely nothing is incredible as well.
     
  11. *rey*

    *rey* Member+

    Feb 22, 2006
    Houston
    Then he should fit right in with the sales staff.
     
  12. nbrooks503

    nbrooks503 Previously Held @Dynamo Hostage From 2008-2019

    Jun 1, 2008
    Disgruntled Former STH - Fairweather Bandwaggoner
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I could never work in sales, and its also one of the reasons that I do photos for free. If someone complains about the work product you can tell them to GFThemselves :)
     
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  13. Westside Cosmo

    Westside Cosmo Member+

    Oct 4, 2007
    H-Town
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I understand the desire to replicate the environment as accurately as possible, but taking it beyond no-shows to a completely empty concourse seems extreme

     
  14. Westside Cosmo

    Westside Cosmo Member+

    Oct 4, 2007
    H-Town
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  15. CeltTexan

    CeltTexan Member+

    Sep 21, 2000
    Houston, TX USA
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    After 12 seasons.
    This thread and all it's tellings.
     
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  16. Westside Cosmo

    Westside Cosmo Member+

    Oct 4, 2007
    H-Town
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Sort of veering off topic of the FO, but the guy on this account has some really funny absurdities on it but the Dynamo Orange Kool-Aid Brigade just eggs him on more.



    This is my favorite - Omar Cummings "legend"?!!! :ROFLMAO: He had like 5 goals in 2 seasons and was hurt most of the time!!!
    Yes, he had the late game goals vs. RBNY but was about as effective as Carlos Costly the rest of the time

     
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  17. TX Bill

    TX Bill Member+

    Apr 3, 2006
    Sugar Land TX
    Club:
    Everton FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Remember the scene in "Boiler Room" where he goes next door and sees a place like that with a bunch of phones lined up on the floor?
     
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  18. Westside Cosmo

    Westside Cosmo Member+

    Oct 4, 2007
    H-Town
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Holy crap I forgot that scene!! Well played!
     
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  19. Westside Cosmo

    Westside Cosmo Member+

    Oct 4, 2007
    H-Town
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh boy, the unintentional comedy on this one is off the scale. I hope someone tweets back "which section? The ones with all the no-shows?"

     
  20. DynamoManiac

    DynamoManiac Member+

    Jan 27, 2014
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    This is funny. This entire concept is built around an inability to sell out games. Sell tons of tickets, there are no upgrade opportunities. Wonder what they'll charge for upgrades?
     
  21. Westside Cosmo

    Westside Cosmo Member+

    Oct 4, 2007
    H-Town
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A lot of teams do this now in sports (Astros do it every game) and I see it as the FO trying to find incremental revenue. I've actually done it a few times and it was like $22 or something to move from down the line to behind a dugout or to the club. Works fine if you want to buy cheap seats or someone gives you average seats and then upgrading it is less than the original price of the upgraded seat.

    But in many ways it undercuts the whole "Buy Season Tickets for the best seats!!' Don't wait or be shut out!!!! Buy early and often!!!" because you are tacitly admitting you aren't selling all of the seats that you are trying to create an artificial market for. When they started selling single-game club seats last week for the Portland game it told me they've given up on selling those as season tickets or mini-plans for this year and probably next and usually they won't do that so as not to tick off folks who paid for a full season package to get club seats.
     
  22. Heft

    Heft BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 20, 2011
    Houston
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    For soccer, the best seats are the ones up higher where you can see the shape of the team.
     
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  23. *rey*

    *rey* Member+

    Feb 22, 2006
    Houston
    all the cool kids know that.
     
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  24. Westside Cosmo

    Westside Cosmo Member+

    Oct 4, 2007
    H-Town
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Dynamo probably should have gone with the Avaya Stadium design instead of the BBVA design to maximize airflow and seat viewpoints. Club and suites get their jollies down low and the "normal" seats get a better view.


    This looks fun at the Dynamo office!! "Gamifying" sales and service duties.

     
  25. CeltTexan

    CeltTexan Member+

    Sep 21, 2000
    Houston, TX USA
    Club:
    Houston Dynamo
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

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