Chicharito & Efrain Alvarez @ L.A. Laxatives

Estos weyes se lesionan cada 3 partidos. Ya se maman. Consiganse a un brujo para que les quite esto.

 

If he dies, he dies

 

Gracias a Dios por darme esta oportunidad de venir al mundo y tener un hermano como tu, con el que he vivido muchos momentos inolvidables tanto en lo profesional como en lo personal. Tamojunto sempre irmao! Feliz cumpleaños Dios te bendiga! TE QUIERO!♥️🎉 pic.twitter.com/j8LhlRytKW

— Jonathan Dos Santos (@jona2santos) May 12, 2018

The replies are great
La raza se pasa

 

Oh man, the replies are hilarious

 

Our people are idiots

 

en un programa de radio salio que ya estan cansados de los hermanos dos santos en el galaxy y esperan despues del mundial venderlos

 

Jona back to Europe, pls. Probably too late for Gio.

 

This, what do we do with Gio? Sacrifice ritual?

 

I’m sure someone in Mexico will pick him up

 

I know people don't like Gio anymore, but sending him to Cruz Azul sounds a bit harsh.

 

It actually wouldn't be a bad idea to send him to Chivas.

 

He dad was a Wila.

He can go to that trash club.

Chivas cantera are better than his a$$

 

Herediano imo

 

Gio would be good for America honestly. He played the world cup well with el Piojo.
But they are about to buy de Jong and his salary is too big for Liga MX. If he has to leave the league he'll have to cut his salary most likely.

 

Talk about his plan backfiring on his ass LOL

 

never so much shade in sunny LA

rfol

 

In b4 Gio and Jone end up playing in the Bolivian premier league LOL

 

Why are these guys even allowed to sniff around the national team? El gio ya está muerto. Jona se puede salvar pero no se.

 

Pero hazlos entender.

 

May 25:

Jonathan played the whole game while Giovani was subbed in in the 75th minute of a 1-0 win over San Jose Earthquakes.

 

Has Ibra done anything after his debut?

 

Get a red card lol

 

That debut shit was probably staged tbh

 

América y Querétaro están interesados en Giovani Dos Santos. #FutDeEstufa

— Futbol y Pimienta (@FutalHorno) May 24, 2018