DCU vs West Coast Smurfs

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  1. roadkit

    roadkit Greetings from the Fringe of Obscurity

    Jul 2, 2003
    Fornax Cluster
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Apparently, There's a Game Tonight

    2019 MLS Regular Season — Week 14
    D.C. United vs. San Jose Earthquakes
    Audi Field — Washington, D.C.
    June 1 - 8:00 PM ET

    STREAMING: MLS LIVE on ESPN+ in US, on DAZN in Canada

    And for the suckers, it should be on FloSucks

    Look, here's a cute baby nutria:

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  2. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    I predict VAR ******** up the game again.
     
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  3. pr0ner

    pr0ner Member+

    Jan 13, 2007
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm getting my first EagleBank Club experience tonight, so that should be fun.
     
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  4. roadkit

    roadkit Greetings from the Fringe of Obscurity

    Jul 2, 2003
    Fornax Cluster
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I don’t know what to think anymore.

    A game will be played — that’s the best I can do for a prediction, LOL
     
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  5. sitruc

    sitruc Member+

    Jul 25, 2006
    Virginia
    The best part is you can go from the club area to the bathroom and to your seats without having to go back to the club area.
     
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  6. JayRockers!

    JayRockers! Member+

    Aug 4, 2001

    The ref has yet to give a red in 11 career games and the 4th is in her first.

    Thx,

    Jay!
     
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  7. JayRockers!

    JayRockers! Member+

    Aug 4, 2001
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  8. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    So Olsen with his defensive formation. And WTF Robinson is starting? Lord give me strength.
     
  9. JayRockers!

    JayRockers! Member+

    Aug 4, 2001
    re: DirecTV DirectKick: looks like Wednesday was a hiccup.
     
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  10. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Fcuk Ben Olsen.

    Who did Pedroso kill?
     
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  11. JayRockers!

    JayRockers! Member+

    Aug 4, 2001
    Certainly wasn't Juan Agudelo.
     
  12. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Shitty coaches punish players for one mistake to cover up their tactical failures.

    James
     
  13. Winoman

    Winoman Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-De!

    Jul 26, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Back and forth so far.
     
  14. JayRockers!

    JayRockers! Member+

    Aug 4, 2001
    Shitty moderators just can’t shut the ******** up about Donald Trump. I mean Ben Olsen.
     
  15. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Fcuk Trump as well.
     
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  16. JayRockers!

    JayRockers! Member+

    Aug 4, 2001
    Speaking of shitty, the SJ accouncers said Hamid spent the last couple of years in Europe (it was 8 months) and Wayne Rooney signed a 3 1/2 year contract with United (2 1/2).
     
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  17. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    I know why Olsen plays Robinson, he gets a percentage of the beer sales..
     
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  18. UnitedBorn

    UnitedBorn Member+

    Dec 7, 2015
    301
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Watching some of these missed connections on passes you’d think they never played together before.
     
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  19. JayRockers!

    JayRockers! Member+

    Aug 4, 2001
    Hamid showing up all the USMNT keepers...
     
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  20. Winoman

    Winoman Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-De!

    Jul 26, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Really bad passing, both sending and receiving, so far.
     
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  21. JayRockers!

    JayRockers! Member+

    Aug 4, 2001
    Jara on for Canouse 25’
     
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  22. UnitedBorn

    UnitedBorn Member+

    Dec 7, 2015
    301
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Every pass either misses or bounce off the guys feet and ends up with the opposition.
     
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  23. Winoman

    Winoman Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-De!

    Jul 26, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    More wild clearances to the other team, and passes to nobody. SMDH.
     
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  24. roadkit

    roadkit Greetings from the Fringe of Obscurity

    Jul 2, 2003
    Fornax Cluster
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    ??? I'm watching the game and missed that. What happened to Canouse?
     
  25. morrissey

    morrissey Moderator
    Staff Member

    Feb 18, 2000
    West Los Angeles, Calif
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No word yet.
     
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