Apparently Columbus is still in MLS for some reason. What's worse, United has to go all the way there and play them in soccer. Hopefully nobody gets injured against these insignificant nobodies. Also, did you know they disbanded the Crewzers? I didn't. I'm guessing the USDA intervened after PETA formally complained. Hopefully they were humanely put down and not released into the wild. Where: Yellow Duplo Stadium When: Wednesday 4/24 7:30pm How: Shitty and expensive fake TV network if you're inside their dynamic geofence and MLSLive if not.