DC United Run of Play (Not a cheating PK) Goal Scoring Pool Thread

I thought it was 665, i was looking forward to the first minute so it could be 666.

29th

#WeWinWednesdays

 

We'll score 17 seconds into the game tonight on the way to a 4-0 comb.

 

They wont.

 

If Le Toux starts up top tonight, then tonight. If Neagle, then maybe. If Ortiz, then no ********ing way tonight.

 

Oh sorry ... I thought this was the Atlanta United thread. Apologies.

 

It should be said, I meant the 29th minute of tonight's game - I thought we were guessing if/when we'd score tonight.

If I get to pick a minute in the distant future, well, that makes my brain hurt

I'd pick four minutes earlier than Shawn (for the same reason)

 

We will score tonight. I'd say, around the 38th minute.

 

The future is unwritten.

 

Assuming we don't score in the 29th minute this evening

edit: I have to figure we'll accidentally score before we get into the thousands - but then logic wouldn't having us go 666 either

 

As @QBert notes, the future always isn't here. Once the "future" arrives it is the present and by the time you notice it, it is the "past." Therefore, I can safely say DCU will score in the "future."

 

I was told there'd be no quantum physics ...

 

Fold DC.

 

[Firesign Theater]The future is fun, the future is fair!
You may already have won, you may already be there![/Firesign Theater]

 

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