David Accam?

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  1. UdiHrant

    UdiHrant Member

    Jun 28, 2010
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Any chance we could have our money back? Was it something we said? Did he have a special diet or something? Therapy dog?

    Seriously I have no clue what's happening with him but I know he can play cause I enjoyed watching him in a Fire jersey the last few years.
     
  2. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    You can not have your money back, but I imagine that Andrew Hauptman would take him off your hands for free, or if Philadelphia tossed in some TAM as well.
     
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  3. Pennsylvania Dave

    Jul 31, 2012
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    As your legal counsel I advise you to unload "expensive Dominic Oduro" and take the money and buy 4 Dominic Oduros.
     
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  4. GHjelm

    GHjelm Member+

    Apr 23, 2008
    Batavia
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    I don't want to help a conference rival, but there is a super secret gameplan that makes or breaks David Accam. What you have to do is:

    1) Kick the ball far out in front of him
    2) He runs really fast
    3) Sometimes he scores or passes it to someone who scores.
    4) Profit

    Hope this helps.
     
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  5. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    And, if you have a really, really good striker in front of him, he will pick up a boatload of assists (see 2017).
     

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