I encourage this. Only because the loser will be dead and the winner in the hospital. And I'll get to have both your pizzas.
Don't you know how badly the animals are treated. And don't forget, they have souls, too. But think of all the things which are put in animals - all those antibiotics and steroids and all that pollution, just from animals. You will have a much purer and happier soul if you become vegetarian. Look at Brummie, happy as can be.
All I know is that the vegheads don't even have a disgusting, poor facsimile for this bit of awesome:
And, I speak for myself, since I became vegetarian, I no longer needed the decontamination unit to enter the bathroom after I left.
My wife claims I'm no better. But I have a severely deteriorated sense of smell so I don't know the difference.
Well, I'm mostly vegetarian, and was totally so for over a decade, that wasn't the case for me. So said the haz-mat team that was put on alert by my neighbors on a regular basis. And thanks to the local formers market, this skit from Portlandia was more on my mind...