Crew @ sort of DC, 4/14, 7pm

Some of you guys need to stop making excuses for this garbage. We are not good

 

Save your realism for post game. The whistle blew. It's time to believe.

 

Is it just me or does the tv feed look really blurry.

 

I don't know. What are you drinking?

 

Everyone knows the way of success in the league is to falter early, get hot and sneak into the playoffs and make your run.. After the fast start, someone finally got it through GB thick skull that we need to suck a little more this early in the season...plus it is on the road, on turf, narrow field... 7PM start instead of 7:30...

 

If we don’t start getting better, my tv will get tons of blurry.

 

We are the most dangerous MLS team in our own third of the field...

 

The Crew seem to be having a lot of trouble with the artificial turf.

 

Decent attempt by Martinez from distance. First SoG 45'. Not good enough.

 

Careful with arguing with the ref about that line of foam. Might get a yellow.

 

Crossbar hasn’t been our friend in a good while.

 

My ESPN+ feed was a little blurry at first....but got better after a bit.

I'm at work, watching the game muted and with captioning on....and every time they say Pedro Santos the closed captioning says " Pedro Bernie Sanders"

Odd.

 

We're gonna need a bigger beer.

 

Yeah well D.C. Doesn't normally play on it either

 

Hitting the net would be preferred

 

On my third drink. The 2nd half will be better whatever happens

 

They have been lately. Why don't you go over to the DC page? I think you'll be happier there.

 

Straight red for nipple...

 

Same old DC, always thugging.

 

Your autocorrect is ahead of you on beers.

 

The most positive thing I have read from this guy.

 

If we can't open up and expose a 10 man team in an away-away game... I can't even finish that thought without gagging.