Crew Caption Contest

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by Bill Archer, Feb 27, 2018.

  1. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Winner gets - hell, I dunno. A date with Aimer maybe, or two minutes in a closed room with Fratboy.

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  2. coachchris

    coachchris Member

    Feb 19, 2007
    Galloway, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!"
     
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  3. CrewV Man

    CrewV Man Member+

    Aug 18, 2011
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "How dare you apologize at the Supporters Summit? We don't care about how supporters feel. We are here to make money. I'm in charge here."
     
  4. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    What the ********** is offsides?
     
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  5. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "And they kept chanting my name with bad language. MAKE THEM STOP"
     
  6. Robbiegoal

    Robbiegoal Member

    Sep 20, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "Hey Gregg!"

    "Yeah?"

    "I like to smell my own shit"...(deep strong inhale)

    "Whats wrong with you?"
     
  7. zman31

    zman31 Member+

    May 5, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    **Guitar intro for "Sweet Child of Mine kicks in**

    Oooh, this is my karaoke jam! "She's got a smile that it seems to me!"
     
  8. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    “Greg, it burns down there. Is that normal?”
     
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  9. Psycho_Derek

    Psycho_Derek Member+

    Nov 18, 2005
    I desperately want to call you Grrrrrrrr-egg. Thoughts?
     
  10. Psycho_Derek

    Psycho_Derek Member+

    Nov 18, 2005
    GGG you met my wife Aimer?
     
  11. Psycho_Derek

    Psycho_Derek Member+

    Nov 18, 2005
    Seriously. Can someone on here answer this? I’m asking for someone else.
     
  12. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    "You were supposed to tank the playoffs! You gave #SaveTheCrew a national platform for two months! If you win a single game this season, you're fired!"
     
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  13. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Dammit, Gregg!
    Put together a power point for me to show everyone I’m not a clueless dip$#!t!!!
     
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  14. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    "I've told you 100 times that bottled water you are drinking on the sideline IS NOT in our budget. YOU KNOW I can't afford that, Mensah, and all these scarves and lobbyists!"
     
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  15. Psycho_Derek

    Psycho_Derek Member+

    Nov 18, 2005
    (Credit Blackadder)

    There is just one thing before I go... (confidentially) I've got this sort of downy hair developing on my chest -- is that normal? Also, I get so lonely and confused. I've written a poem about it; maybe you'll understand. "Why do nice girls hate me?..
     
  16. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    Introducing.... Prenocchio...
    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Sagz

    Sagz Member+

    Jun 20, 2005
    Cbus
    My dad gave me this team and I can do what I want.
     
  18. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    How DARE you wear the construction worker logo!!
    I put a lot of effort into the rebrand, dammit!!
     
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  19. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I assumed the photo was before the rebrand. No?
     
  20. RunSudoSane

    RunSudoSane Member

    Nov 3, 2011
    #20 RunSudoSane, Feb 28, 2018
    Last edited: Feb 28, 2018
    "If your body matches
    What your eyes can do
    You'll probably move right through
    Me on my way to you"

    Paralyzer
    By: Finger Eleven
     
  21. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
    Staff Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No clue when that photo was taken.
    You put more thought into it than I did! I tried to think of something that would piss Prec**t off.
     
  22. west ham sandwich

    Feb 26, 2007
    C-bus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  23. TRUJDUB

    TRUJDUB Member+

    Nov 22, 2015
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Who ever wins please let me in the closed room with frat boy. I promise if he lives he will never walk again
     
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  24. svc641

    svc641 Member+

    Aug 19, 2014
    West Liberty
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That was your worst PowerPoint presentation ever!
     
  25. svc641

    svc641 Member+

    Aug 19, 2014
    West Liberty
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Why aren't you losing?!
     
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