Pre-match: Crew at Snorelando SC (MLS Matchday 33 | Sunday, 10/15, 5pm ET | WITH Pole + MORE!!

hangthadj · Oct 12, 2017

This game marks the re-beginning of Wil Trapp's ascendancy to greatest USA soccer player ever and savior of nation and team in shambles.

Crew win 5-0.

chr1st · Oct 12, 2017

hangthadj said: ↑

This game marks the re-beginning of Wil Trapp's ascendancy to greatest USA soccer player ever and savior of nation and team in shambles.

Crew win 5-0.
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Gin? This early in the morning?

I like your style.

American Brummie · Oct 12, 2017

If we are counting on Wil Trapp we are in sorry shape indeed. I like him but he can't go toe-to-toe with the best and brightest in CONCACAF.

Like Honduras.

Tobias C · Oct 13, 2017

We need to pummel these guys in their own home so I can feel good about something soccer-related. Beat em by like 5 or 6. Something ridiculous.

So realistically im going with Lose by One for this game.

Draghignazzo · Oct 13, 2017

Tobias C said: ↑

We need to pummel these guys in their own home so I can feel good about something soccer-related. Beat em by like 5 or 6. Something ridiculous.

So realistically im going with Lose by One for this game.
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https://warprayer.org/

“Lord [Guillermo], our young [players], idols of our hearts, go forth into battle — be Thou near them! With them — in spirit — we also go forth from the sweet peace of our beloved firesides to smite the foe. O Lord [Guillermo], help us tear their [defense] to bloody shreds with our [passes]; help us to cover their smiling [pitch] with the pale forms of their [beaten defenders]; help us to drown the thunder of the [crowd] with the shrieks of their [supporters], writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble home[field] with a hurricane of [goals]; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending [WAGs] with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out [goaless] with their little [supporters] to wander unfriended in the wastes of their desolated [city] in [shame] and [despair] and [sorrow], sports of the sun flames in summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it —
For our sakes who adore Thee, Lord [Guillermo], blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimmage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white [touchlines] with the blood of their wounded feet!
We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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CrewV Man · Oct 14, 2017

Hey Will Johnson will be back for our game. We should feel honored. I hope our players let him have it if he plays.

https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2017/10/13/mls-statement-orlando-city-sc-midfielder-will-johnson

porchlight · Oct 14, 2017

chr1st said: ↑

At the beach on Tybee Island, watching with MLS LIVE.
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Smart Ash!

porchlight · Oct 14, 2017

Dom Dwyer .(a National Team standout on the road to nowhere)..Got away with a couple dirty fouls last match...do not care the guy...smash effin Orlando

puttputtfc · Oct 15, 2017

I'm just worried that when we start beating them down, Morgan and the SWAT team will save them.

American Brummie · Oct 15, 2017

Look, everything else this week has been shitty. This is gonna make it all better. 8-0 Columbus. Thorough demolition.