Craig Waibel sold his soul to the devil in exchange for his dashing looks and insane kung fu skills. Before he could get away, Waibel beat him down and took his soul back, laughing such that he farted and set off an earthquake. The devil, being fond of irony, laughed at his own lack of foresight, said "Well done!" They now play soccer every Thursday. Sometimes Waibel lets him win.
On his birthday, Craig Waibel selects a lucky forward to throw into the sun. He then says "Give..." and the sun meekly hands the forward back to Waibel to be roundhouse kicked in the face. He also had the idea for fire.
Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Craig Waibel kicks you, your relatives will feel it. Craig Waibel once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Craig Waibel IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU. RUN, YOU IDIOT!!!
Waibel visits abroad are considered an act of war. The French have surrendered, Waibel hasn't even been to France yet.
The four riders of the Apocalypse are: Craig Waibel, Craig Waibel, Craig Waibel and Craig Waibel on a pale white horse.
When Craig Waibel was only 8 years old, he could kick a ball so hard that the other parents feared he would injure their children. So, they made him play with older kids, but he still kicked the ball so hard that he made holes through three or four defenders at a time. And those kids were always wearing hoops. Coincidence? I think not.
Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Craig Waibel."
Stop spreading lies Rickker....Craig Waibel killed Superman by staring at him, not some crazy dude Who wouldn't look like that after Waibel stares you down?
Waibel pulled on Superman's cape Waibel spit into the wind Waibel pulled the mask of the 'ole Lone Ranger and Waibel did mess around with Jim. Da da da do da da da da da
I was thinking of getting lasik surgery for my eyes, but then I looked in Waibel's direction and now I have 20/20. On the other hand, my brother looked directly in Waibel's eyes, now he wears a pirate patches over both his eyes and doesn't speak. I went into my bathroom, turned off the lights, knocked on a mirror 3 times and said Craig Waibel 3 times. Then I turned on the lights and saw Waibel's reflection in the mirror standing behind me with a hook in one hand, candyman's head in the other hand. Yeah he was laughing like a wild banshee.
The reason there is a stairway to heaven is because Waibel didn't want to build an elevator to heaven.
Craig Waidbel made Snoop Dogg remake "drop it up like it's hot" into "Waibel like it's hot...Waibel like it's hot"...then bitch slapped him...and turned him into this frightening stuff doll... That is freak'n creepy! Craiig Waibel's beard follicles killed Tupac (that was the actual cause of death)