A man once claimed Craig Waibel kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
When Craig Waibel got enganged, he squeezed a piece of coal with his bare hands into a diamond for the ring.
If you can see Craig Waibel, he can see you. If you can't see Craig Waibel, you may be only seconds away from death.
Hey, Waibel, your hair says "hi"! USOC chant that endeared him to the KC fans ever since. We rattled him a bit and he took it like a man.
Vince Young can throw a football 60 yards, but Craig Waibel can kick Vince Young further. Craig Waibel doesn't get counted for assists because he's assisted every goal that's ever been made. Including his own.
Hey Beech, Grumpy and Alice couldn't kill all the sleestaks, but Craig Waibel did. Then he killed Grumpy and Alice.
Waibel disproves the notion that white men can't jump. because I've seen him leap a tall building in a single bounce. then come back and knock that mofo down for daring to be in his way.
Craig Waibel will build our SSS by himself during the offseason and he will be finished in less than 60-90 days.
Someone send this thread to Craig's e-mail address He'd get a kick out of it. Carlos Ruiz flops all the time out of fear of Craig Waibel...even when he's not playing against him