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  1. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #1 Bill Archer, Jan 29, 2018
    Last edited: Jan 29, 2018
    Over the weekend the Independent Supporters Council, (currently chaired by Portland) voted to rename their beloved, traditional, much coveted annual Wooden Spoon Award which is given to the worst performing team in MLS.

    It will hereafter be known as the Anthony Precourt Memorial Wooden Spoon.

    No, I am not making this up.

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  2. TKyle

    TKyle Moderator
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    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Dec 28, 2014
    Nordecke’s Porch
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Seriously?
    That’s awesome!
     
  3. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #3 Bill Archer, Jan 29, 2018
    Last edited: Jan 29, 2018
  4. American Brummie

    Jun 19, 2009
    There Be Dragons Here
    Club:
    Birmingham City FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  5. POdinCowtown

    POdinCowtown Member+

    Jan 15, 2002
    Columbus
    Nice.

    Let's hope we're not in the running for the trophy come October.
     
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  6. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    That's one supporters award that the league will not be co-opting any time soon....

    And I don't think we'll be in any danger of winning that. Wile I'm not that fond of all the moves made, the Crew should still be a decent side. Get a striker or Zardes performs at a higher level? Then we'll be pretty good.
     
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  7. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My apologies to the spoon for such a vile name.
     
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  8. Minnman

    Minnman Member+

    Feb 11, 2000
    Columbus, OH, USA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    They should have swapped out the spoon for a plunger while they were making the name change.
     
  9. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This past weekend I was playing with analogies for Fratass. Nothing quite fit.

    Then I recalled two of the best days of my life: when my boy and girl were born. They were so beautiful. No words are quite encompassing for those early moments with your newborn child.


    You cuddle them, you nurse them, and then the black goo comes.


    Meconium. AP is meconium. Mucus, bile, viscous, and bacterial.
     
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  10. American Brummie

    Jun 19, 2009
    There Be Dragons Here
    Club:
    Birmingham City FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Thanks. I didn't know what that was, and now I'm done eating.
     
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  11. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And gee here I thought you would appreciate I was channeling some Hobbes from Leviathan.
     
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  12. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I think it's funny that it's the "memorial" wooden spoon too.
    Is that because he's dead to us, or that we all hope he dies?
     
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  13. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999

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