Columbus ranks as one of the best soccer cities in the country

Red never tastes like red, Chelsey.

 

I believe the correct answer is "fudgesicle."

 

Late to the party but where are my ice cream sandwich peeps at?

 

And I still have a thing about...

Give me one of those and one of the tongue depressor's husky midget cousins and I'm in a good place.

 

You're wrong, and I will fight you.

 

This is incorrect.

 

Bomb pops rule. Just like Doyle. They are after all THE BOMB.

Ice cream sandwiches are great. One dare say even better if the ice cream is sandwiched by a cookie.

Finally we get to the forgotten about Drumsticks. They are the underground.

 

This is simple. The strawberry crunch bars are Cap'n Crunchberries in ice cream form. Delicious and nostalgic.

What classic cereal are the chocolate ones made from? That's right, none. They are an abomination and anti-American. Good day, Sir.

(I do respect your choice of weapon.)

 

There's nothing wrong with creamsicles. I was just pointing out that Bomb pops were not handed out after the game. And if you're the kind of person who could confuse Bomb pops with creamsicles, you probably could confuse soccer tactics with football tactics.

 

Enough about Morgan...

 

And abandonment issues.

 

That was yesterday. This is sober me. I might be nicer drunk.