Pre-match: Columbus Crew vs Scoring Goals & Orlando, I Guess | Match 22 - July 21, 2018 7:30 PM ET

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What will be the result of the Crew's 07/21/18 match vs Orlando?

Poll closed Jul 21, 2018.

  1. Lose by two or more goals

    3 vote(s)
    9.1%

  2. Lose by one goal

    2 vote(s)
    6.1%

  3. Canadian Win (née Tie)

    3 vote(s)
    9.1%

  4. Win by one goal

    16 vote(s)
    48.5%

  5. Win by two or more goals

    6 vote(s)
    18.2%

  6. The Lion Sleeps Tonight - Orlando gets no shots on goal (worth 2 points!!)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  7. It's a Small World After All - Meram scores a goal off a Higuain turnover (worth 2 points!!)

    1 vote(s)
    3.0%

  8. Past Austin vs Future Austin - 5-5 Draw, MLS Deputy Commissioner decides winner (worth 5 points!!)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  9. The ESPN+ Special - worth 2 point!! (actually worth 0 points for previously unreleased reasons)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  10. "With all due respect, winning matches is overrated." - Pedro Santos

    2 vote(s)
    6.1%
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  1. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
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    United States
    #1 chr1st, Jul 16, 2018
    Columbus Crew SC vs Orlando City SC
    [​IMG]

    looool who ********en cares

    Discuss.
     
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  2. CrewV Man

    CrewV Man Member+

    Aug 18, 2011
    Columbus
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    #2 CrewV Man, Jul 16, 2018
    How about
    Orlando's Shots On Target will equal Goals.
    Columbus Shots to Shot on Targe ratio will be over 10 to 1.
     
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  3. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
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    United States
    #3 chr1st, Jul 16, 2018
    Dear @CrewV Man,

    Thank you for your recent suggestions regarding the Grouchy™ Poll for the Columbus Crew match versus Orlando City SC on July 21, 2018!

    As you know, all of us at the Grouchy™ Competition take customer satisfaction very seriously and, as such, your contributions will greatly assist us in providing an even better Grouchy™ Experience in the future.

    Also, allow me take this moment of your time to remind you to get ********ed.

    Watch your back,
    The Management
     
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  4. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
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    #4 chr1st, Jul 16, 2018
    Please clap.
     
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  5. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
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    #5 chr1st, Jul 16, 2018
    Will both Meram and Tarek score on us?

    I'm asking the important questions everyone else is too cowardly to ask.
     
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  6. CrewV Man

    CrewV Man Member+

    Aug 18, 2011
    Columbus
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    #6 CrewV Man, Jul 16, 2018
    Dear The Management

    Being that The Management would only ever support Crew fans, 100%, I assume "get ********ed." is "get a lottery ticket so you can win and help buy out that dick cheese Precourt, then you will be thanked."
     
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  7. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
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    #7 chr1st, Jul 16, 2018
    Dear @CrewV Man,

    We apologize for the fault in the response to your suggestions. Those responsible have been sacked.

    Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti,
    The Management
     
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  8. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
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    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #8 kgilbert78, Jul 16, 2018
    Don't forget to sack those who were responsible for sacking those who were to be sacked...;);)
     
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  9. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    #9 puttputtfc, Jul 16, 2018
    I was hoping Alex Morgan calls in the SWAT team would be an option.
     
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  10. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
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    #10 chr1st, Jul 16, 2018
    I can't believe I forgot about that...

    Let's get trashy in here!

     
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  11. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
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    #11 Hamburgler03, Jul 16, 2018
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  12. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
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    Columbus Crew
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    #12 Ch(Elsey), Jul 16, 2018
    I have little need for pre-game analysis after reading this thread. Making BS Crew great, one back and forth at a time.
     
  13. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
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    Columbus Crew
    #13 hangthadj, Jul 16, 2018
    Orlando is in disarray and complete shit. Ownership is in part to blame, but they fired a coach who wasn’t getting results as well. Columbus is complete shit and in disarray but fans will forever stick by the least successful coach in Crew history.

    It’s gonna be a barn burner. I thank my lucky stars that I’ll be at a bluegrass festival instead of watching this shit. At least I know the bathrooms will be cleaner.
     
  14. Crew Chuck35

    Crew Chuck35 Member+

    Apr 13, 2009
    Gahanna, OH
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    #14 Crew Chuck35, Jul 16, 2018
    Timo Leokowski is back?
     
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  15. TRUJDUB

    TRUJDUB Member+

    Nov 22, 2015
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    #15 TRUJDUB, Jul 17, 2018
    Pedro didn’t reakky say winning matches is overrated did he?

    More believeable (sp?) if he said scoring goals is overrated
     
  16. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    #16 puttputtfc, Jul 17, 2018
    Who the hell can take a full day of bluegrass?
     
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  17. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
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    Columbus Crew
    #17 hangthadj, Jul 17, 2018
    I know right. It seems unjust you are just left wanting more! That's why I signed up for 3 days!!!!
     
  18. cleazer

    cleazer Member+

    May 6, 2003
    Toledo, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    #18 cleazer, Jul 17, 2018
    Weather forecast is looking pretty awful right now.

    It's bound to be better by the end of the week, right?
     
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  19. runningoz

    runningoz Member

    Oct 25, 2014
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    #19 runningoz, Jul 17, 2018
    Who is in the line up?
     
  20. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #20 kgilbert78, Jul 17, 2018
    Hope it changes for the better as I have a friend getting married that weekend.
     
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  21. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    #21 hangthadj, Jul 17, 2018
    It's Grey Fox in the Catskills....https://greyfoxbluegrass.com/festival/

    McCoury, Sam Bush, Jerry Douglas, Billy Strings, Hot Rize, Doyle Lawson, Sierra Hull. Sierra Hull and Sam Bush doing a set together. So many others. Best weekend of the summer.
     
  22. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    #22 puttputtfc, Jul 18, 2018
    Enjoy yourself, good sir.
     
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  23. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #23 Ch(Elsey), Jul 18, 2018
    I hope so. Tailgating seems like such a no-go with that sort of forecast.
     
  24. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
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    Columbus Crew
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    United States
    #24 chr1st, Jul 19, 2018
    The Mouseketeers stopped off in Chester last night to partake in a fun little ejection from the Open Cup. A gaggle of their starters put in big minutes.

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  25. CybrSlydr

    CybrSlydr Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Jun 30, 2013
    Casper, WY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #25 CybrSlydr, Jul 19, 2018
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