Columbus Crew @ TORO! TORO! TORO! - The Attack on Frisco Texas | Match 28 - Sep. 15, 2018 8:00 PM ET

Now I am conflicted.

 

A good drinking game with a realistic hope of getting drunk would be: drink every time Barrios dribbles past a Crew defender

Actually, you might get alcohol poisoning

 

As responsible parents, we try to keep it light.


Also, this thrilling zero-zero spectacle has put Markus to sleep.

 

Watching this sparse Dallas crowd attempt a Viking clap chant is... yeah, it's ********ing embarrassing

 

Did Gregg just ask Pipa if he checked his shoes? All with a smile on his face.

 

Reportedly there was a sustained Austin sucks chant, however

 

New drinking rule!

 

If we included ones directly to FCD feet, Crew’s completed passes has to be near 96%.

 

So their "if you go, go incognito" plan was a smashing success?

 

Still time to steal a loss from the jaws of a zero zero tie ...

 

Again, in true Texas turn-out fashion.

 

Steffen is all of us.

 

Huge road point ! Time to switch over to the Buckeyes on tape delay!

 

They went as red seats.

 

That game was very... whelming.

Still, gotta take a valuable point against the Western Conference leaders.

 

A point on the road against the #1 team in the west.

 

This is one of those games that neither team deserves a point. Oh well, it happens.

Columbus Brewing Co Oktoberfest is nothing special. Try a different brand.

 

Considering Crew never do well in Dallas, this was a very good result. They controlled the match and Steffen really wasn’t under any pressure. Liked that they never sat back and kept the pressure throughout. Give Lalas the man of the match for just bottling up the middle of the pitch.

 

Lol. Asking this Crew team to score.

 

They're going straight to Portland.

 

The Crew? Or the Hipster Six?