Columbus Crew @ TORO! TORO! TORO! - The Attack on Frisco Texas | Match 28 - Sep. 15, 2018 8:00 PM ET

That makes sense. Will can olay tge next two. Perhaps Pipa rests for the turf game. Also a good game for Jimenez to play as he has good touch.

Let's get this one!

Crazy prognostication: Artur scores tonight.

 

FCD commentators gave our boy Steffen a slobbery tongue bath.

 

Stupidity is bigger in Texas

 

Ugh. Meram.

 

Ugh. Abubakar.

 

Ugh. Passing to FCD’s foot.

 

Ugh Santos x a million.

 

Bring on a good corner, guys.

 

Ugh SmithDrulis times a googolplex!

 

If it's CSC, they'll bring people in from ...... well, you know.

(CSC regularly brings in employees from Cleveland for Crew games because they can't hire enough people in Columbus.)

 

That...was a close call with fate.

 

Markus threw a massive crying fit when I tried to put him to bed at halftime. Crew needs to score to make this staying up thing worth it. Come on, Meram.

 

"Good crowd in Frisco", unbelievable. The place is half empty.

 

If there's supposed to be some MLS2ATX contingent at this game, in true Texas turn-out fashion, they've been invisible so far.

 

A yellow card to Abubakar literally because the other team begged for it.

 

In true austin astroturf ambition fashion only 2 of the hipster 6 showed up.

 

Hey. If you see “them,” then please post to alert me. We have a drinking game going on that if we spot those dickbags, then drink, drink, and more drink.

 

The sound just got choppy like the dial-up connection isn't fast enough.

And yeah... That's the worst call I've seen in a while. Get that thing overturned.

 

Can't say "Hipster Six" without "Six."

 

Sadly I don't think this drinking game will even get you buzzed.