PBP: Columbus Crew @ Some Dudes Near NJ Transit Bus 40 - Stop 4 | Match 23 - July 28, 2018 7:00 PM ET

Come on MLS. You complain about Crew attendance. Nothing about Red Bulls, the elite side playing in their jewel of a stadium?

 

Ben Olsen quality right now.

 

They're Metrics Stars. I'll show myself out.

 

Williams off, abubakar on.

Collin off, kaku on.

Davis off, BWP on.

NY changed that disastrous 5-2-3 back to their usual 4-2-3-1.

 

Insert golf clap here

 

And so it begins... BWP forced own goal by mensah.

3-1, 50th min.

 

Mensah giveth and Mensah taketh away

 

Mensah got his wish...

 

"Illustrious" lol. Well done, Neil.

 

Sika and Burgess like the smell of their own farts, don’t they?

 

Hansen off, opoku on.

4 Ghanaians on the field for us.

 

Royer goal. 3-2, 69th min.

Royer outjumps both mensah and afful, beats an off balance steffen. Nice cross from kaku. Valenzuela coughed up the ball to start the move.

Edit: santos still fvcking sucks.

 

Come oooooooooon guys... Dont give up now!!!

 

I'm blaming you if we screw this up.

 

Valenzuela left us real vulnerable with that turnover. As soon as he lost it I was worried about our defensive shape.

 

Are we seriously going to blow this match?

 

Valenzuela off, Jimenez on.

Near side AR off, 4th official on.

GB has a word with valenzuela when he came off. Look like he was making a "need to keep concentration" gesture. Then gives him a pat on the back. Player didn't look upset.

 

Mensah might be the worst header of the ball on the entire team. Top of the 6, beats his man easily, cant even get it on target.

 

If Royer had more composure, it'd be 3-3 now.

 

Really happy Royer can't aim

 

I don’t see us pulling out a win. We look awful.

 

Should be 3-3 again, but isnt. Abubakar scrambles it away off the line.