Alert: Columbus Crew SC Grouchy™ Point Cup 2018

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  1. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Columbus Crew SC Grouchy™ Point Cup 2018
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    The legend continues! ...until we're shut down by THE MAN for operating a cheap knockoff of the original game.

    If you want the (sorta) rules and regulations, please see last season's competition thread. Otherwise, you know how this crap works. Basically, guess match results better-er than everyone else and win fabulous prizes.*

    Standings will be tracked here. I'll also periodically post the results in this thread, though I'm lazy and forgetful and I hate you all.

    Please note, I may miss your tally if you don't vote on the match poll. I will try to look through the threads for votes, but I'm not guaranteeing anything. I ain't got time for all that noise anywho, so vote early and vote lose by two.

    Good luck, foolish mortals. All hail Grouchy! And watch yer damn backs.

    *There will be no prizes, you dolts.
     
  2. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #2 chr1st, May 6, 2018
    Last edited: May 6, 2018
    We're 10 matches in, and I'm terrible at this. It's tight at the top; @YeahMorgan is holding on to a narrow lead, but that must be a fluke.

    Here be the standings:
    05_06_18_g_points.png
    If the image is too small for ye olde farts, move yer eyeballs over to the OFFICIAL STANDINGS SPREADSHEET OF DOOM.

    That is all.

    EDIT: Let me know if you think I screwed up your score. I may have been drinking when I went through the match polls.
     
  3. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    If Grouchy is a king, then you are a prince, @chr1st.
     
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  4. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Fancy Title Here

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wait.

    The #SaveTheCrew guy is leading the Grouchy Point Competition?

    The fix is in.
     
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  5. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Have I really gotten zero right?
    "Continuing Champion"
     
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  6. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    How do I put this gently?

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  7. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    More of a baron, but thanks.
     
  8. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I was unaware I had "earned" three points. Zardes for Life.

    Also, thank you, @chr1st, for the link to last year's thread. I was also unaware I had any points last year since I most likely only voted in two polls. A true sign of a champ when one gets points without remembering one is in a competition.
     
  9. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I was clearly sunshine brigading that shit. Well, gets to lose by two taking home the title the rest of the way.
     
  10. American Brummie

    Jun 19, 2009
    There Be Dragons Here
    Club:
    Birmingham City FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  11. KHT_Crew

    KHT_Crew Member+

    Mar 29, 2003
    Queen City, OH
    C'mon, man! I am not even trying and still have One Point to my name!
     
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  12. redi44crew

    redi44crew Member

    Mar 27, 2007
    Louisville, KY
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    More points than Santos red cards #winning
     
  13. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    I think the problem was that I've been overly pessimistic or optimistic voting win by one against TFC in the opener, and then by two v. Vancouver. Also voted win against Philly away, then when we started losing I was still voting win by one etc. I'll never get it right, never!

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  14. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Updated standings for all my favorite deviants on this most glorious day:

    05_10_18_g_points.png

    As always, the rankings (table?) can be seen here.

    Unfortunately, I goofed on the Gigi Special option from the Philly match; the possession and passing accuracy numbers were flip-flopped in the poll. My apologies to the three brave warriors I've deprived of sweet, sweet Grouchy Points due to this error.
     
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  15. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    1 out of 11 correct. off to a great start. Reds-esque, you could say.
     
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  16. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Updated standings, ya filthy animals:
    05_14_18_g_points.png

    Artiste extraordinaire @KHT_Crew nearly cashed in the double points, but Afful is unlucky hot garbage and clanged another shot off the frame. Did you give up, @Draghignazzo?
     
  17. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Well when one fails to check the main board and only looks at watched threads all week, one tends to miss the cut-off to vote, but I would have gone lose by 2 anyway, so same result.
     
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  18. YeahMorgan

    YeahMorgan Member

    Jul 11, 2011
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    OMFG. SUCK IT SEDLEY, I AM TOP BIG SOCCER LAD.
     
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  19. CrewV Man

    CrewV Man Member+

    Aug 18, 2011
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Does this mean that I could make a lot of money in the newly legal soccer gambling?
     
  20. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I will make my run when the Crew loses by two (or more) for a good long stretch.
     
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  21. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's Monday, Monday, Monday. Gonna get some Grouchy standings on Monday:

    05_21_18_g_points.png

    As always, here be the sheet.

    We had 11 scorers this week, but no joy for @Draghignazzo. Some day, my friend. Some day.
     
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  22. Ch(Elsey)

    Ch(Elsey) Member+

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    May 2, 2003
    Green, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You are an awful person.


    @Draghignazzo, I have chosen the win by 2 or more every game. Or one of the crazy options @chr1st has come up with. Chooooooo-choooooo!
     
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  23. Draghignazzo

    Draghignazzo Member+

    Feb 24, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
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  24. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm pacing myself.
     
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  25. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Chicago, IL
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's true. I'm here for the team. And the orange slices.
     
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