Christian Woerns vs. Juergen Klinsmann: who will win?

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  1. The Old Lady Hertha

    The Old Lady Hertha New Member

    Dec 15, 2004
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Hertha BSC Berlin
    Nat'l Team:
    China PR
    Who do you think would win in a fistfight?

    :cool:

    (You may also have a serious discussion about this is you want)
     
  2. Alex_K

    Alex_K Member+

    Mar 23, 2002
    Braunschweig, Germany
    Club:
    Eintracht Braunschweig
    Nat'l Team:
    Bhutan
    Wörns - I just can't imagine Klinsmann kicking anyone's ass. Damn, such a fight would suck.
     
  3. The Old Lady Hertha

    The Old Lady Hertha New Member

    Dec 15, 2004
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Hertha BSC Berlin
    Nat'l Team:
    China PR
    ROFL...now that I think about it, I don't wanna see this fight either hahaaha:D
     
  4. pepper96

    pepper96 New Member

    Nov 30, 2005
    Club:
    Hannover 96
    funny thread:)
     
  5. Jaison

    Jaison New Member

    May 6, 2005
    Tristan da Cunha
    Klinsi would drive up in his Beetle, pull out a guitar, start singing and playing "Give Peace a Chance" and try resolve things non-violently. Woerns of course wouldn't have any of it and uppercut Klinsi into the next time zone. Woerns derives his power from that huge birthmark on his neck, hence punching someone into the next time zone.
     
  6. The Old Lady Hertha

    The Old Lady Hertha New Member

    Dec 15, 2004
    Boston, MA
    Club:
    Hertha BSC Berlin
    Nat'l Team:
    China PR
    Who can argue against such logic???
     
  7. Jaison

    Jaison New Member

    May 6, 2005
    Tristan da Cunha
    Or.. we could have a westside story theme...

    Klinsi's upstart gang (The Jets):


    Mertesacker, Huth, Jansen, Sinkiewicz, and Owomoyela.

    Vs.


    Rudi Voeller's golden oldies gang (The Sharks):

    Woerns, Nowotny, Bobic, Ramelow, and Hamann.


    They would strut their flashy moves, then have a big old rumble to settle the score.

    [​IMG]
     
  8. Jaison

    Jaison New Member

    May 6, 2005
    Tristan da Cunha
    Of course!

    :D
     
  9. prymetyme

    prymetyme Member

    Aug 20, 2005
    Vallendar
    Klinsmann would win because he'd remind people what he did for German soccer, then they'd storm Woerns.
     
  10. scorpio81

    scorpio81 Member

    Sep 21, 2004
    London
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    we'd never know because klinsi would never allow any cameras and they wouldnt talk to the media afterwards...
     
  11. jonam

    jonam Member

    Aug 27, 2003
    Westfalenstadion
    During his whole career Klinsmann never ever did get physical (read rude) but busted his opponents like Matthäus through intrigues and seeking help from officials. Of course Matthäus is dumb like a child and always looking for a camera or an interview but at least he is honest (in his dumb way ;-). Klinsmann on the other side was always everyone's darling in the media while he was brutally looking or his advantage behind the scenes. Ask Hoeness....I guess Jürgen was the only player in Bayern's history that had a starting guarentee in his contract.
     
  12. F96

    F96 Member+

    Oct 24, 2002
    Skåne
    Club:
    Hannover 96
    Kliinsmann is like a wild animal, ask this poor roll (?).

    What did it ever do to him to deserve this? Nothing!

    [​IMG]
     
  13. "Eisenfuß" Eilts

    Jul 1, 2005
    In the sun ;)
    Club:
    SV Werder Bremen
    Klinsmann wins.

    He also won in reality, because he threw Woerns out of the team.
    means Woerns international career for Germany is ended.
     
  14. ForeverRed

    ForeverRed Member+

    Aug 18, 2005
    NYC
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    Nat'l Team:
    Germany
    I don't like such conflict at all but he is the NT coach and if he makes the decision, Woerns has to be professional about it, whether it is the right decision or not.
     
  15. Bayerntone

    Bayerntone Member

    Nov 7, 2005
    HK
    Club:
    FC Bayern München
    There can hardly be any contest. Klinsi is the Chief.

    Fist fight? Hmm, Woerns will win. He is still an active player, better physical conditions.
     
  16. Jaison

    Jaison New Member

    May 6, 2005
    Tristan da Cunha
    yes!

    I've been looking for that picture!!

    Now I just need to find a video clip of it.

    :cool:
     

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