Caption This: Biden likes biker babes

Makes you wonder if Joe's been following his coverage on the Onion:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden-to-cool-his-heels-in-mexico-for-a-while,17996/

http://www.theonion.com/video/biden-invites-nations-women-to-tax-code-discussion,18245/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/shirtless-biden-washes-trans-am-in-white-house-dri,2718/

 

Not a caption, but the dude on the right seems to be an ordained minister. Or a troll, depending on which patch we believe.

 

Bette Midler giving her endorsement to the Veep.

 

NPR reports pizza man got preapproval from secret service to hug President. No word on whether Dr. Jill Biden preapproved biker in VP lap.

— janewells (@janewells) September 10, 2012

 

"My dear, let's talk about me putting you back in chains."

 

The guy on the left is kinda hot. Way hotter than Biden.

 

"Watch this- come here, baby... now you- you take the picture. Borderline lecherous position, right? Clearly not my wife, right? I can be photographed doing this and Barack Obama will STILL win the election, in part because the country realizes that the other options are so ********ing odious..."

 

Q: Where is your hand?

A: Between two pillows.

THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!

 

Joe Biden completely ignores POTUS while invisible Obama scans over the menu and tries not to think about what the man across from him is doing with his hands under the table.

 

Minnman beat me to it, but:

"Onion gives up, reprints article faithfully"

 

"Hey Larry - do we tell him that she gave the clap to the both of us?"

 

That is "literally" my hog. "Literally." I'm "literally" gonna pop if you "literally" keep gyrating.

 

Anyone think he told her the same thing he told Obama when Obamacare got passed?

 

Where can I get a pair of the assless chaps you're wearing?

 

Actually, they both like they're thinking: "Who the ******** is that geezer?"