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Discussion in 'The Beautiful Game' started by Lowecifer, Oct 3, 2002.

  1. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
  2. helmzgk

    helmzgk New Member

    Jun 14, 2002
    california
    Oh Jan Koller, I'm dissapointed. You have a very beautiful wife and now you're kissing a guy's knee while jacking him off. I hang my head in shame for you.
     
  3. Native Aztexan

    Jan 27, 2002
    Austin, Texas
    Club:
    Austin Aztex
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I told you to kiss my ass, not my legs!
     
  4. usscouse

    usscouse BigSoccer Supporter

    May 3, 2002
    Orygun coast
    Great knee cologne...!!!
     
  5. Prenn

    Prenn Member

    Apr 14, 2000
    Ireland
    Club:
    Bolton Wanderers FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    "OUCH!"
     
  6. Doctor Stamen

    Doctor Stamen New Member

    Nov 14, 2001
    In a bag with a cat.
    The sheer pain postman Hans Lindemann felt when Jan Koller bit his leg caused him to leap into the air. Jan's strange behaviour can perhaps be put down to his odd pre match meal of pedigree chum and pasta.
     
  7. Ringo

    Ringo Member

    Jun 10, 2002
    Rough and Ready
    Club:
    Yeovil Town FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    tastes like chicken
     
  8. Maczebus

    Maczebus New Member

    Jun 15, 2002
    Nike's new chain mail kit, coupled with the installation of the stadium electro-magnet, proved to be a sure-fire hit with the fans, though players reactions have been somewhat muted.
     
  9. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I kiss football. Oh s***! Football over there.
     
  10. Naco

    Naco Member

    Aug 5, 2001
    With German technology increasing rapidly, Jan Koller has found new types of way to "get high" including sniffing shinguards, and elbowing other grown men in their genatelia.

    Keep up the good work, Jan.

    Sean
     
  11. MartSkin

    MartSkin Member

    Oct 8, 2001
    Right Back
    When the ref showed Jan Koller his second yellow card for simulation he realized his false mustache wasn't fooling anyone.
     
  12. guri

    guri Member+

    Apr 10, 2002
    1500 ft.....1000 ft..... Oh sh.....t!!!!
    What were we supposed to pull
    to open the damn shute?
     
  13. bocatuna

    bocatuna New Member

    Aug 8, 2002
    England
    Even Syamese twins can play football.
     
  14. AFCA

    AFCA Member

    Jul 16, 2002
    X X X rated
    Club:
    AFC Ajax
    Nat'l Team:
    Iran
    The worlds most sensational ball jugglers.
     
  15. DamonEsquire

    DamonEsquire BigSoccer Supporter

    Sep 16, 2002
    Kentucky
    Club:
    Leeds United AFC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Your predatoriness and statement is mandated!

    http://games.espn.go.com/pick6/frontpage

    The commentator's revolution piping "We join this regularly scheduled program in progress."

    Their coming down the stretch.

    Congaree is in front by a head.
    Spinlessjellyfish fading back to third.
    D'Wildcat moves up to second.
    Night Patrol bursts into third.
    It is followed by Spinlessjellyfish, I Love Silver, Nicobar, Zanapaul, and Kachamandi.
    Congaree ahead by lengths of four and D'Wildcat a distant two lengths forward of Night Patrol.
    The runner's are at the line. It's Congaree to win. Night Patrol places and D'Wildcat showing.
    The unofficial time is 1:47.
    D'Wildcat disqualified at the weigh in.
    Spinlessjellyfish showing.
    This event concludes Saturday's October fifth, 2002 Santa Anita race six at 6:15 p.m.
     

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