Cahiers du Football's Slide show

Discussion in 'France' started by Catel, Jul 18, 2007.

  1. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
    I think it should be propaged all around the world !

    Beginning with a World Cup best-of !

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    A World Cup is above all a big amount of shared happiness.

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    That's it ! Les Bleus just found again their technical skills of 2002.

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    At 70, the eye is still vigilant: Jacques Chirac is the only person who has seen the actors of Microcosmos entering on the field.
     
  2. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    Watch out ! In Germany, some gestures could be badly interpreted.

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    From now on Thierry Henry signs his goals on his teammate's faces.

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    Klinsmann's tactical plan will be hard to come through this year.
     
  3. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    Surrounded by all his friends, Oliver Kahn exults on Germany's victory.

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    Not afraid.

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    Squaddra Azzura's staff shows Inzaghi to get ready to enter.
     
  4. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    More than technique, self-trust is the most important for a goalkeeper on a penalty.

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    The Serbians REALLY did not see the ball against Argentina.

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    Zinedine Zidane could not play against Togo: he surrounded to the forces after his two murders.
     
  5. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    The FIFA World Cup 2006 TM is the climax of enjoyment and excitement for all soccer fans.

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    At last, Ronaldo gets back in his shape of 1998. 12th July 1998.

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    As Maradona does, Paul Gascoigne shows his devotion for the national team.
     
  6. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    Roger Lemerre just discovered that his international strikers are Francileu Santos and Ziad Jaziri.

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    A little vaseline, and Mark Van Bommel is ready to enter on the field.

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    "Jubilar a quien ?"
     
  7. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    Traumatized by this new failure against France, Ronaldo has regressed to prime childhood.

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    Willy Sagnol is already seeing his sculpture before the Châteaucreux Station in Saint-Etienne.

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    Marcel Desailly, stupefied by the clear-sightednedd of his analysis.
     
  8. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    Zinedine Zidane thanks himself.

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    To protect his eardrums, Cristiano Ronaldo always respects the decompression stops before diving.

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    Hey, it's a blockage !
     
  9. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    One day, Pierre-Alain Frau will see this picture and recognize he has got one moment of happiness with PSG.

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    Pierre Dréossi already knows what this season with Rennes will make him live.

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    Cool ! Valenciennes comes back from the dawn of ages with a goalkeeper of the 70's.
     
  10. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    Despite of what polls are pretending, the popularity of Olympique Lyonnais is not totally confirmed amongst the 8-13 years class.

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    Canal + cameramen need a time of adaptation to shoot Jan Koller properly.

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    Goalkeeper's torments: after the beach balls, the petanque balls.
     
  11. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    Sound effects in the stadiums should really be turned down.

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    Le Mans' policy for budget savings: when a player is injured for several months, the required measures are taken to end his sufferings.

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    Sure they needed that big to win on 9th July.
     
  12. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    Who still dares pretending Mamadou Niang's shootings are not accurate ?

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    The truth about Stéphane Dalmat's move: he has been bought on sales on the Internet.

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    Jean-Michel Aulas decerned to Steve Marlet the Trophy of his greatest deal when he sold him to Fulham for 10 million £.
     
  13. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    Lorik Cana is on charge to teach the human reproduction process to Franck Ribéry.

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    It's historic: inspector Derrick and lieutenant Columbo made peace.

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    7th day: Matt Moussilou almost gets his first chance.
     
  14. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    Jan Koller, frightned off by the quality of Monaco playing, leaves the field and cries in despair.

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    Champion's League is magic: this anonymous African soccer player made his dream real by exchanging his shirt with a European superstar.

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    With ads, Barcelona's shirt looks like Lorient's one.
     
  15. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    After 9 days and several conclusive experiences, Nice ultras are about to come to the conclusion that they are separated from the field by a net.

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    In Gerland stadium, the referee must pray on the wall of sponsors before the match.

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    Micoud has got back the joy of playing.
     
  16. ilv2

    ilv2 New Member

    May 30, 2004
    L'abbaye de Leffe
    haha this is my favorite one. roger lemerre is a close second.

    all out of reputation to give, still, excellent posts
     
  17. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    Surrounded with his disciples, Saint Janot is about to multiply the little bottles of water.

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    According to the new means of signaling, the referee informs the TV-viewers that this match is a horror for eyes.

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    Maybe Nicolas Dieuze was actually the Maradona of volley-ball ?
     
  18. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    Christian Gourcuff has learnt modern coaching and communicates with the young generation by hip-hop.

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    Watch out, goalkeepers of Ligue 1: your substitute could fall from the sky as soon as you turn back.

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    Shooting exercises for PSG players: first they must be explained that they are able to move their legs.
     
  19. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    OL schemings: the goals of Gerland are actually computer generated and adapt themselves to the shoots !

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    Mr. Ledentu was the only one to salute Ferenc Puskas.

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    Don't worry, it's just Troyes-Marseille.
     
  20. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    Fernando Morientes keeps on boring everybody by telling his old stories of when he was playing for Real Madrid.

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    Bixente Lizarazu presents his new phone. He just forgot the phone.

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    After the cardboard fans of Rennes, the Playmobil fan of Sochaux.
     
  21. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    More dangerous than the dwarf tossing: the keeper onto the goal tossing.

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    Talking about tactic on French TV is possible, but only in secret.

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    After the TV series ended, captain Stubing and Gopher have lapsed into alcohol and became fans of RC Lens.
     
  22. AfrcnHrbMan

    AfrcnHrbMan Member

    Jun 14, 2004
    Philly
    Club:
    Olympique Lyonnais
    Nat'l Team:
    France
    HaHa look at Villa's face in that picture, looks like he's about to throw up.
     
  23. Inara

    Inara Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 17, 2006
    Washington, DC
    Club:
    Olympique Lyonnais
    Nat'l Team:
    France
    I love Cahiers du Football. They have some great stuff, a lot of serious articles covered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. :D
     
  24. guignol

    guignol Moderator
    Staff Member

    Apr 28, 2005
    mermoz-les-boss
    Club:
    Olympique Lyonnais
    Nat'l Team:
    France
    they play well in all registers. of course there's the diaporama, i defy anyone to find its equal in any language... similar things exist, but either sophomoric or simply unfunny. the guardian's gallery and fiver aren't a patch on it!

    then there are their sarcastic articles about serious subjects; again, a cut above anything the guardian or anyone else can put in the ring.

    lastly, when dealing with the real meat of the matter, match , les cahiers become dead serious, and their analyses show insight and understanding unmatched.
     
  25. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    Watch out on your right ! Another stick is trying to put itself on your shirt !

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    It seems David Beckham communicated by SMS with Jennifer Lopez too.

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    This picture features a Monaco victory on Saint-Etienne 1-0 with a Jan Koller's head goal.
     

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