Cagão Thread - (Troll Thread)

Discussion in 'Portugal' started by ---Z---, Dec 11, 2015.

  1. fdasilva

    fdasilva Member+

    May 21, 2014
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
  2. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Sport cagou.

    Part of me wants to see JJ go to England or some other league and watch him be exposed for the fraud that he is
     
  3. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Narrow win, I thought we had to call the city inspector to abandon the match just to play it safe. :p:D
     
  4. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
  5. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    #5155 vaiamerda, Jan 19, 2018
    Last edited: Jan 19, 2018


    Queres um cigarrinho, Coentrão!?
    Tens de ter mais calma, jobem!


    O Sporting devia ter terminado o jogo com 9 jogadores, mas o "VARíssimo", como eles lhe gostam de chamar, foi muito benevolente com o Mathieu e principalmente com o Coentrão. Mas se o Samaris levou três e quatro jogos, o Coentrão não pode deixar de levar o mesmo ou mais.
     
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  6. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    [QUOTE = "vaiamerda, post: 36248038, member: 186162"] [MEDIA = youtube] tnzE8oIZV3w [/ MEDIA]

    You want a cigarette, Coentrão !?
    You gotta take it easy, jobem!


    Sporting should have ended the game with 9 players, but the "VARíssimo", as they like to call it, was very benevolent with Mathieu and especially with Coentrão. But if Samaris took three and four games, Coentrão can not help but carry the same or more. [/ QUOTE]


    Setubal should have seen a red card and VARissimo blew the entire game, but that was a PK. Not sure how this joke of a league allows this shit to happen. VARissimo is clearly Lampiao trash.

    BTW, ironic that no one mentions Porto's goal today:

    https://streamable.com/ti4zt

    Looks like PDC took a page out of LFVs book.
     
  7. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Just going through the motions. We already used 8 minutes of stoppage time, red cards, offsides and stadium collapses. This is probably a comment on abola.pt.
     
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  8. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
  9. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    To keep things fair.
    [​IMG]
     
  10. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011

    You're right, it was a clear penalty. Props!
    Unlike some of the muppets in your forum who were going on about a soft penalty.

    As for Coentrao, I'm waiting to see what kind of suspension he gets.
    He man handled the ref, swore at the ref and then destroyed the bench.

    BTW, how does a player get away from pushing and swearing at the ref without a Red card??

    If he doesn't get anything, then we can chalk it to another 'win' for Zabordem for the lack of transparency and influence peddling.
     
  11. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    What a loser?

    What do you expect from a drunk, cheat and simply a poor professional?

    Lets not forget this dick lives behind my parents in Povoa de Varzim.
    If you only knew what I knew about this guy!!!!
     
  12. verde-rubro

    verde-rubro Member+

    C.S.Maritimo + Liverpool FC
    Portugal
    Jan 15, 2005
    LONDON
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    OMG!!! don't tell me he took your sister behind the bike shed?
     
  13. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    Not my sister but your mom.
     
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  14. verde-rubro

    verde-rubro Member+

    C.S.Maritimo + Liverpool FC
    Portugal
    Jan 15, 2005
    LONDON
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    not my mom she lives in the UK, but as he lives behind your parents it must of been your mom queuing up for her turn
     
  15. fdasilva

    fdasilva Member+

    May 21, 2014
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    At first glance it looked soft and possibly was even offside but then the replay showed it was legit.
     
  16. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    Nah, I'm pretty sure it was your slag of a mother.

    I can play the mother thing all day long as my flight has been delayed. I have tons of time and I'm bored.

    You can thank United for that.
     
  17. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    Sure
    Instead of focusing your time and energy on whether it was a soft penalty, in the name of transparency and what is right, you and the crew should be concerned as to why Coentrao did not get a red when he manhandled the ref and then destroyed the bench.
     
  18. fdasilva

    fdasilva Member+

    May 21, 2014
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Probably the same reason Felipe doesn't get a red card each time he steps on the field.
     
  19. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    #5169 vaiamerda, Jan 20, 2018
    Last edited: Jan 20, 2018
    Here's the litmus test:

    But I'm pretty sure you and the rest of the crew were screaming bloody murder when Samaris did what he did.

    Scream then but hey it's not a problem now. You and the rest of Zabordem crew are just like everyone else, no matter how much you and fatso preach.

    BTW, I agree regarding Felipe. He's gotten away with a lot of sh it.

    There it's done.

    So, how many games should Coentrao get for his shameful behaviour? 1, 2, 3, 4?
     
  20. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    When Pepe is agressive, we all love it but Felipe is an animal... Yeah, he is lucky for not being disciplined in more games but you would love him on your team.
     
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  21. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Lmfao, gtfo with that bullshit. Manhandling the ref. Lol.

    Did you even watch the game? Setubal could've had at least 2 reds but VARissimo is too busy getting stretch marks in his mouth from LFV

    Definitely think this shit should be investigated though:

    https://streamable.com/ti4zt

    Wonder how much that Tondela defender made off that goal.
     
  22. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Nah we got two far superior defenders that don't need to be filthy Brazuca pricks like Felipe. Felipe is like Pepe but with. 05% of the talent.
     
  23. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    You do?
    Who?


    Like I asked
    So, how many games should Coentrao get for his shameful behaviour? 1, 2, 3, 4?
     
  24. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    COENTRÃO: «QUERO SER CAMPEÃO PELO MEU SPORTING: REAGI COMO SOU, AUTÊNTICO E GENUÍNO»

    [​IMG]

    Há uns tempos fui apanhado com carta de condução falsa. Disse "estou só a ser autêntico", e o polícia deixou-me seguir.

    Depois apanharam-me a fugir ao fisco. "Estava apenas a ser genuíno!" Absolvido.
     
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  25. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    lol
     

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