Cagão Thread - (Troll Thread)

Discussion in 'Portugal' started by ---Z---, Dec 11, 2015.

  1. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Hysterical.

    I don't even have to explain myself.

    You were watching that game with Azul colored sunglasses.
     
  2. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Agreed.

    Bas Dost can only dream of being as good looking and as effective as Mitroglou but he has shown he can carry a team like Sporting with ease.
     
  3. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    It is easier to not explain.

    I was indoors, no need for sunglasses and when I do wear them, they are polarized so there is no colour distortion.
     
  4. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Yea true. If only Dost can score as many wrongly allowed offside goals as Mitroglou. But that would require BDC to have as many stretch marks in his mouth as LFV, and that seems nearly impossible to accomplish. LFV has his dome skills down to a science.
     
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  5. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    The Netherlands with another cagao.
     
  6. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Was going to say this. They're terrible.
     
  7. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Didn't some Holland fans say that Bas Dost wasn't good enough for their team because he played in Portugal? Not many recognizable names on their squad. Looks like they are going through some rebuilding phase.
     
  8. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    I like how Greece looked. Mitroglou with a goal, and Belgium was lucky to get the draw.

    Best part of the game:

     
  9. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Greece was not impressive. In fact they've been shit for some time. They had two more red cards today (they've gotta be the most red carded team in Europe) and had it not been for a miraculous double save by their keeper in stoppage time, they would've lost. Belgium is the definition of Cagao. Loaded with talent, always shit the bed.
     
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  10. GoodDead

    GoodDead Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 8, 2004
    Toronto Canada
    Club:
    Sporting Braga
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    They are in big trouble.
     
  11. Well, you might find some (after looking very hard) that maybe would say so, but you always have people like that. What people really make think he's not a "fit" for the team is the fact he's a pure target man and not a footballing striker. We always had strikers that other countries would have killed for, but were not really appreciated for that reason. We had for instance Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink, top scorer in England and Spain, but not considered good enough to be a regular player, only played 23 Orange matches. The same for Roy Makaay, top scorer in Spain and Germany and Huntelaar. So no, it has nothing to do with Portugal. Hell, the defenders in Portugal are beasts, so to score there is considered here as an achievement.
     
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  12. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    I remember Hasselbaink playing for Borough and Makay tearing it up with Bayern. Both were absolute beasts. I agree fully with that statement. But Blind calling up dudes like De Ligt, who has a total of 7 first team appearances on Ajax is hilarious.
     
  13. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
  14. nbstriker8

    nbstriker8 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 10, 2008
    new beige
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Idc, what a crap team Argentina is without him. Theyre not going to make the world cup!
     
  15. verde-rubro

    verde-rubro Member+

    C.S.Maritimo + Liverpool FC
    Portugal
    Jan 15, 2005
    LONDON
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    [​IMG]
    846849414010470400 is not a valid tweet id
     
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  16. nbstriker8

    nbstriker8 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 10, 2008
    new beige
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Messi and Maschereno are studs. Di Maria and Otamendi are good players, overrated by the Portuguese because of who they have played for. Everyone else sucks for Argentina. That includes Kun and Higuian. If Higuian was Eder, Argentina would have won 3 titles already!
     
  17. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Along with the warmest bench in the country
     
  18. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    @VicVR6

    04.01.2017

    The day Portistas get put in their place. If you don't have Konstantinos, you've already lost.

     
  19. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    April fools day?
     
  20. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    [​IMG]
     
  21. Sumol

    Sumol Member+

    Portugal
    Oct 12, 2011
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Let's talk about this bust. Everyone is making fun of it, the sculptor really messed up. He might of been put up to it by Barca. He looks like an axe murderer.

    [​IMG]
     
  22. JoseEmidio

    JoseEmidio Member+

    Dec 6, 2009
    London
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    To me, the sculpture looks like a metrosexual Swedish lumberjack. Ronaldo has no idea or taste in art it seems, nouveau riche...
     
  23. nbstriker8

    nbstriker8 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 10, 2008
    new beige
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Looks good to me
     
  24. verde-rubro

    verde-rubro Member+

    C.S.Maritimo + Liverpool FC
    Portugal
    Jan 15, 2005
    LONDON
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
  25. OndaVerde

    OndaVerde Member+

    Sporting
    Portugal
    Feb 18, 2016
    Eu vou lá estar
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    lol Casillas trolling the Luz
     

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