We need to document these things for posterity. We owe it to our children to teach them about the legend of Bill Archer. I will start: 1. Before Toronto fans get in their car upon leaving BMO field they check their back seat for Bill Archer. 2. When Bill Archer gets a yellow card that Mod can’t post for a month. 3. One time Kyle Crew edited Bill Archer's post. This happened ONCE! 4. On Bill Archer’s 16th birthday he could legally drink. 5. Chuck Blazer checked under his bed at night for Bill Archer. 6. Garber does not believe in the devil but he fears Bill Archer. 7. Braking a femur bone is one of the most painful things a person can go through some even compare it to Bill Archer calling them a Twat Waffle. 8. You can tell when a BS poster pissed Bill Archer off. If you click on their avatar their profile will pop up and it will say Red Card. 9. In 2009 the Canadian embassy issued a warning for their citizens to be aware of Bill Archer. 10. If Bill Archer insults you, you get in a fight with your coworker, your coworker cusses someone out in traffic, and they yell at their dog.....you will all start crying.
I recall being shamed by BA one time on this board and it felt awful. I don't recall what the hell it even was - I've likely blacked out that tramatic event from my memory. But I also take note when BA likes my stuff and take great pride when he publicly quotes and agrees with me. Happily the later has happened on more than one occasion. Perhaps the greatest thing about Archer is that he always eloquently says exactly what I am thinking. When I grow up I want to be just like....
This sort of bootlicking should make a normal human being embarrassed. But Jack's not normal, and here we have a bad Chuck Norris/Brad Friedel parody. This whole thread gives me the willies.
I am hesitant to post in this thread. Very conflicted. Back in the day, I received much more shit from some of the posters at the time than I have ever received from Archer. He is like a big teddy bear.
If you want to stay true to your brand you'd add another thread to your CV and start a "FIRE BILL ARCHER!" thread.
This- once Bill Archer liked one of my posts, I felt like I was unofficially officially allowed to post here. Bill reminds me of this foreign relations class I took in college. I graduated college with a 3.67 GPA and did fairly well rather easily in most of my classes. Except for this darn foreign relations class taught by a real tough professor, tougher than some of my bosses. Even if she agreed with you, she would challenge you, and challenge you hard. The first paper I wrote in her class, she only got to page two of ten before giving me a D on it. She made a note that said she stopped reading after two pages because it wasn't good enough to continue to grade. She only gave me a D and not a F because I technically met the requirements of the assignment. I had never received that poor of a grade on anything I've done in my life at any level of education. I worked like hell in that class to squeak out a B. That B was the grade I felt the proudest of during my entire time of college. Bill Archer is like that class. I may only get a C from him regarding my posts, but damn, those C's feel better than most A's.
People always post when they win. Meh. They’re the biggest fish in a small pond. They lost last Sun to Hibs. If you want to poke at Jack, point out when Rangers lose. (Not to worry, Jack. Rangers right now are back to being the 2nd biggest fish; nearly drawing even with the Tims; we’ll be back on top soon.)
Dude, you need to stop polishing Archer’s knob. Seriously. Bill’s a smart guy and everyone here knows it. He’s not a freaking deity. And he’s certainly not worth fellatimg in front of the entire Crew Board like you did with your OP. And before you ask me why I don’t out you on my ignore list, a) see Timon’s answer b) you invited me here.