Best story of your week - 2017

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  1. Bubba Atlanta

    Bubba Atlanta Member+

    Mar 2, 2012
    Yep, Atlanta
    Club:
    Atlanta United FC
    What a great experience! Great seats, great crowd, great game (well, for United fans). The reported sellout attendance was 45,922.

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    The only bad news was when my dear wife made the halftime trek to bring me back a beer. She didn't come back. And she didn't come back. She missed the second goal. She missed the third goal. And she still didn't come back. Finally my son went to look for her. He came back and reported that he had found her. She had stood in a line for beer for almost 30 minutes, only to find when she got there that they only took cash. Then, being the patient, long-suffering good wife she is, she got in another line to try again. After another while, she still hadn't come back. I glanced at the clock and noticed we were in the 78th minute. Turned to my son and said, "Oh s___, they stop selling alcohol at 75 minutes. You don't think...?" Sure enough, she turned up a few minutes later with a bag of peanuts and a couple of cokes. She was third in line when they cut off the beer.

    She was a darned good sport about it though. And she got to see the fourth goal. :whistling:
     
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  2. djmtxref

    djmtxref Member

    Apr 8, 2013
    And this was your birthday present for her? :confused:
     
  3. Bubba Atlanta

    Bubba Atlanta Member+

    Mar 2, 2012
    Yep, Atlanta
    Club:
    Atlanta United FC
    Yeah, and then to top it off some guy grabbed her butt when we were jammed on the train headed home after the match.

    But it was me. ;)
     
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  4. threeputzzz

    threeputzzz Member+

    May 27, 2009
    Minnesota
    Despite my intention to not work adult matches I did one last night at the request of an assignor. 6v6 men's league match on 1/4 of a full size pitch - way too many big bodies in a small space. I started the way I would any solo game hanging out on the middle, until I got plowed into by a player not quite my own size. We both stayed on our feet but both had sore ribs after the match. I moved to the touchline and tried to work the game from there - I was total crap. Constantly screened and half my direction calls were total guesses. Bad start to the year but the bright side is it won't be tough to improve on for my next match - which will definitely be outdoors.

    Next winter I might play in that league instead - it looked like fun and there were 16 goals in a 50 minute game - but it sucks to ref one.
     
  5. voiceoflg

    voiceoflg Member+

    Dec 8, 2005
    6v6 adults on a 7v7 U10 size field?
     
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  6. dadman

    dadman Yo soy un papa

    DC United
    United States
    Apr 13, 2001
    Reston, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    A study in Brownian Motion, with the bodies in motion all massing at least 70kg. :eek:
     
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  7. threeputzzz

    threeputzzz Member+

    May 27, 2009
    Minnesota
    Yup. It's actually great for out of shape older players, if you play smart you don't have to run much. Lots of scoring. They don't even bother with a kickoff after a goal - just restart with a goal kick. It's funny they do kick ins instead of throw ins because the space is so small. The only other age group I know of that does that here are kindergarten/1st grade.
     
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  8. threeputzzz

    threeputzzz Member+

    May 27, 2009
    Minnesota
    I think they guy who hit me was about 90. Unfortunately for him I'm about 105. And I wasn't the biggest guy out there either.
     
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  9. voiceoflg

    voiceoflg Member+

    Dec 8, 2005
    Dang it. Now I have to do math. Hmm...carry the one...
     
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  10. threeputzzz

    threeputzzz Member+

    May 27, 2009
    Minnesota
    About this size:

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  11. seattlebeach

    seattlebeach Member

    AFC Richmond
    May 11, 2015
    Not Seattle, Not Beach
    I did this once. Never. Again. Good for anyone who doesn't lose their f'ing mind.
     
  12. ptref

    ptref Member

    Manchester United
    United States
    Aug 5, 2015
    Bowling Green, KY
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Passed my fitness test on Saturday morning. New intervals 75m/25m at the time standard of 17 sec/20 sec.
     
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  13. camconcay

    camconcay Member+

    Atlanta United
    United States
    Feb 17, 2011
    Georgia
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Got the most completely unexpected phone call Sunday afternoon, our SYRA called and invited me to be a part of the Georgia Region 3 championship delegation this June, I am honored and excited!!
     
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  14. fairplayforlife

    fairplayforlife Member+

    Mar 23, 2011
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I hear you got a cool shirt too! :whistling:
     
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  15. Law5

    Law5 Member+

    Mar 24, 2005
    Beaverton OR
    We have experimented around here with walking soccer, to avoid some of these problems. Same Laws as usual with the additional requirement that you can not run, ITOOTR. Power walk, yes. Run, no. It forces players to emphasize position and passing rather than the usual adult "I'm bigger and better than you, so get the hell out of my way." It also makes co-ed and multi-generational games much more enjoyable.
     
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  16. Bubba Atlanta

    Bubba Atlanta Member+

    Mar 2, 2012
    Yep, Atlanta
    Club:
    Atlanta United FC
    Sounds like fun but must look silly as hell. Cue Monty-Python's philosophers-on-the-pitch bit. :p
     
  17. Dayton Ref

    Dayton Ref Member+

    May 3, 2012
    Houston, TX
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    And here, when I read Monty-Python, I started imagining ministry of silly walks.
     
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  18. Dayton Ref

    Dayton Ref Member+

    May 3, 2012
    Houston, TX
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    I did a pair of high school games last night and lets just say that the JV Boys were not equipped for the weather. I put sunblock on.
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  19. AlextheRef

    AlextheRef Member

    Jun 29, 2009
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #294 AlextheRef, Mar 21, 2017
    Last edited: Mar 21, 2017
    I have worked very hard over the winter watching videos to improve my refereeing generally, but especially my positioning in the middle third of the field.

    I just completed my self-eval of my first game at a new level. I was quite happy to see marked improvement after analyzing the tape!
     
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  20. tomek75

    tomek75 Member+

    Aug 13, 2012
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Last night indoor games, Men's D league championship match. A defender recklessly takes down an attacker from behind. I show him a blue cared, then I show him a Yellow card for descent. His teammate butted in and said to me, "Ohh come on, that's not necessary." To which I reply, "He just called me a F*cking dumbass". to which he replied, "I guess that was necessary". Yes I know, I could have easily dismissed him for what he said, but I was feeling generous that night.
     
  21. Bubba Atlanta

    Bubba Atlanta Member+

    Mar 2, 2012
    Yep, Atlanta
    Club:
    Atlanta United FC
    So your interpretation of that last comment was that he was expressing agreement with his teammate rather than with you?
     
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  22. tomek75

    tomek75 Member+

    Aug 13, 2012
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    No his body language and the tone of his voice sounded more like he was agreeing with me.

    I know these players, I've been reffing them for over 5 years. I know which ones are troublemakers and which ones are peacemakers. He typically doesn't cause trouble.
     
  23. Bubba Atlanta

    Bubba Atlanta Member+

    Mar 2, 2012
    Yep, Atlanta
    Club:
    Atlanta United FC
    I see; I actually misread your post. Calling me a "F*cking dumbass" would certainly earn a valuable red coupon from me in any match I do, no matter how generous my mood. But I don't do adult indoor ...
     
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  24. Gary V

    Gary V Member+

    Feb 4, 2003
    SE Mich.
    I tried to get our U19's, who usually play late on Sundays, to do that. After a long weekend, it would be great as an AR if they adopted my simple rules. "No offside traps. No fast breaks." None of the players ever accepted my proposals.
     
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  25. Dayton Ref

    Dayton Ref Member+

    May 3, 2012
    Houston, TX
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    I got the pleasure of centering a first round, boys, big school, playoff game last night. The worse ranked team, purple, scored first, you know, in case the game wasn't going to be intense enough. Two PKs later, pull/kick combo, and handling it is 2-1 for white. After the second goal for white, the scorer celebrated in front of the fans, not quite taunting, but way off the field, for a yellow.
    Same minute 20 purple committed a foul right in front of AR1. After a flag and whistle, he jumped up got in the AR's face and yelled "bull$h!t!" He earned a yellow.
    Purple ties it in the 55th minute. White goes ahead 3-2 in the 70th. Now I can't hear anything at any stoppage for all of the cheering/jeering in the crowd. In the 80th minute, Purple 20 commits a foul at the corner of their attacking PA in front of AR1. White just launches it up to the other end and the game ends.
    While waiting for AR1 Purple 20 makes a 50 yard run, faster than AR1 can get to me, and yells at me. After I show him his second yellow, he puts his hands on me to push before a teammate pulls him away.

    The game ended 3-2 for white, 2 yellows for white, and 3 yellows for purple (two to 20) and a long report that I had to write this morning.

    Oh yeah, they had painted on pointy ball lines with the soccer lines too. Yes one of the keepers took a punt from the pointy ball 20.
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    Good news is that I have other obligations today and tomorrow so I won't have another playoff game until at least next Thursday.
     
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