Gimme a break. He said he was going to use public financing. Then he decided he wasn't because, you know, millions of small donors flooded him with millions of additional dollars. His little speech "justifying" this change of heart was so risibly insincere when I saw it my spit my coffee all over my computer screen. Don't you see? The man is not just a flaming liberal and closet socialist, he is a hypocritical politician who will morph his positions into any form that suits him at the moment. Jeremiah Wright? Spiritual mentor, sooner disowning him than disown my grandmother....OOPS! Sorry, repudiate him. Campaign Finance and Public Money? All for it, gonna do it...OOPS! Sorry, I have to take care of the my legion of donors who have given me enormous millions. Meet despicable leaders without preconditions? Yep, radical left Democrats during primaries, will do it....OOPS!! Sorry, centrist American public who I have to woo to get elected, not what I meant. Bottom line? Positions, people, all of 'em...the WHAM is what they get!! Right under the bus, when convenience calls. This just in Obamamaniacs: it's getting awfully crowded under that bus. Face it, and face it now: the man is nothing but a deplorably cynical politician who will say anything, and likely do anything, to get elected. He is no transformational figure: he is a pig.
Oink oink!! (I raise my arm stiffly in the salute). Wait, let me go find my armband and brownshirt...I know they're here somewhere!!