Bar Italia - old men banter thread

Discussion in 'Italy' started by Star-Lord, Feb 20, 2016.

  1. Star-Lord

    Star-Lord Member+

    Aug 10, 2014
    Uranus
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    No personal attacks and keep the vulgarity at a gentlemanly level. I created the original rivalry thread for just this purpose, to talk smack about the other clubs in one place so other forums won't be trolled. Let's keep it funny and entertaining like we used to. Mods will card if you can't keep it above the belt.







    PS Milan merda :)
     

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  2. annoyingracoon01

    Aug 29, 2014
    Chicago
    Club:
    SSC Napoli
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The fascist mods are gonna close it anyways, no use.
     
  3. NickyViola

    NickyViola Member+

    May 10, 2004
    Boston
    Club:
    ACF Fiorentina
    Yesterday afternoon I was watching the Bologna match through a window of a barber shop in Boston's financial district for a bit as I was waiting for my lady. The guy had no clients and he saw me and waved me in out of the cold. He was an Italian American guy with a poster of the 2006 WC team, an ADP poster, a Messi poster and a signed poster of Messi, and a couple other recent Barca greats (I know who they are but their names escape me atm) and he was knowledgeable about Serie A and La Liga.

    So we're chit chatting as we watch the Bologna match and I say, "how cool would it be if Destro scores a late winner against his former club?" He nods or whatever and then, a few seconds later, says "no. Destro didn't play for Juve. He played for Milan.... And Roma."

    I said "Juve? I thought that was Siena."

    And it takes him a few seconds and then he laughed and said, "hey man. You were setting me up for that."

    He was cool about it, though.
     
  4. Rosay

    Rosay Member+

    May 7, 2014
    Club:
    AC Milan
    Glad Juve tied to Bologna. ********en Ladri
     
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  5. NickyViola

    NickyViola Member+

    May 10, 2004
    Boston
    Club:
    ACF Fiorentina
    Two derbies today. One geographical, Hellas and Chievo. The other a derby in terms of similar quality and aspirations, Inter and Samp.
     
  6. Star-Lord

    Star-Lord Member+

    Aug 10, 2014
    Uranus
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Samp look serieb bound, too bad for Toni on xt
     
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  7. NickyViola

    NickyViola Member+

    May 10, 2004
    Boston
    Club:
    ACF Fiorentina
    Montella sucks. I've been saying that for a few years. We should've gotten at least 3rd at least once of his spell with us, even with ACM's robbery.
     
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  8. NickyViola

    NickyViola Member+

    May 10, 2004
    Boston
    Club:
    ACF Fiorentina
    Berardi is on record as saying that he never (ever) wants some team dropping 7 on him in Europe.
     
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  9. Vulpinous

    Vulpinous Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 15, 2007
    Jersey Shore
    Club:
    AS Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    It happens.

    I meant to ask you: I made a fire today in my clay oven thing and the wood started to bubble. What was that? It was bubbling liquid on the end of the log.
     
  10. NickyViola

    NickyViola Member+

    May 10, 2004
    Boston
    Club:
    ACF Fiorentina
    It just wasn't seasoned enough. When I was in the firewood biz I'd always season (cut it, split it, let it sit) a year when I could. No biggie, though.
     
  11. Vulpinous

    Vulpinous Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 15, 2007
    Jersey Shore
    Club:
    AS Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    See, for some reason I knew you would know. The firewood business...
     
  12. NickyViola

    NickyViola Member+

    May 10, 2004
    Boston
    Club:
    ACF Fiorentina
    I had a vacant lot in Phoenix and a lot of wooded land in Eastern Arizona, I would truck firewood to the lot and I paid an old Mexican dude and his son to split it, bag it and sell it to gas stations and such for peoples' fireplaces. Good money.
     
  13. Vulpinous

    Vulpinous Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 15, 2007
    Jersey Shore
    Club:
    AS Roma
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    a first class entrepreneur. Ciucc are you listening.
     
  14. Calcio Pauly

    Calcio Pauly BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Jun 17, 2012
    Club:
    AC Milan
    My contribution to this thread for all of you, my brothers

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    +1 if you can identify the drink.
     
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  15. NickyViola

    NickyViola Member+

    May 10, 2004
    Boston
    Club:
    ACF Fiorentina
    Negroni, im guessing
     
  16. Sal

    Sal Red Card

    Feb 9, 2013
    Club:
    AS Roma
  17. Star-Lord

    Star-Lord Member+

    Aug 10, 2014
    Uranus
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Wicked goal today
     
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  18. Calcio Pauly

    Calcio Pauly BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Jun 17, 2012
    Club:
    AC Milan
    Close

    Negroni
    Ingredients: 1 oz (1 part) Gin, 1 oz (1 part) Campari, 1 oz (1 part) Sweet red Vermouth
    Preparation: Stir into glass over ice, garnish and serve.

    Americano
    Ingredients: Soda Water, 1 oz Campari, 1 oz Red Vermouth
    Preparation: Pour the Campari and vermouth over ice into glass, add a splash of soda water and garnish with half orange slice.
    Served: On the rocks; poured over ice
    Standard garnish: Half an Orange Slice
    Drinkware: Old Fashioned glass
     
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  19. phat

    phat Viking

    Feb 13, 2006
    Montreal
    Club:
    Juventus FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
    I love Campari on ice.
     
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  20. NickyViola

    NickyViola Member+

    May 10, 2004
    Boston
    Club:
    ACF Fiorentina
  21. Calcio Pauly

    Calcio Pauly BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Jun 17, 2012
    Club:
    AC Milan
    Brilliant!
     
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  22. Sal

    Sal Red Card

    Feb 9, 2013
    Club:
    AS Roma
  23. Falc

    Falc Member+

    Jul 29, 2006
    Maryland
    Club:
    Juventus FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy
  24. BobanFan

    BobanFan Member+

    Jun 28, 2007
    Club:
    AC Milan
    They're at Bayern.

    [​IMG]
     
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  25. Falc

    Falc Member+

    Jul 29, 2006
    Maryland
    Club:
    Juventus FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Italy

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