Baby Bill's new avatar

Discussion in 'Bill Archer's Guestbook' started by monster, Oct 18, 2002.

  1. monster

    monster Member

    Oct 19, 1999
    Hanover, PA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I am stalking Bill Archer

    Look Bill, I'm sorry that I like boys. It's not my fault; I am trapped in a man's body and it's just not fair.

    As soon as I can save up enough money for the operation (which will take awhile at $5.75 an hour, but I'm a good saver- plus, I'm really doing well at the $2 ************** concession down at the bus station) then I can become a woman and you can see me as I really am.

    I dream of the day you will become my "baby" and your avatar will be a picture of me with a fat schwantz up my ass.

    Until then, Bill, every time I put a big dick in my mouth and swallow down a huge load of mangravy, I will be thinking of you.

    Love,

    Brian
     
  2. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Look, Brian, I DO like you, just not THAT way.

    Sorry.
     
  3. monster

    monster Member

    Oct 19, 1999
    Hanover, PA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Bill,

    Ever since I first saw you, I've been unable to control myself.

    All those nights that I spend watching scrambled porn on the 19" in my Mom's basement, I've only been thinking of you. If only my pecker wasn't so pitifully small maybe people would like me more.

    Like those 12 year old boys I keep tied up down there. They only SAY they like me. They don't mean it.

    Don't hate me because I'm a dorky little fag. Hell, there are lots of other reasons to hate me.

    I'm so lonely.
     
  4. Zak

    Zak Member

    Feb 18, 2002
    Massive Club
    Mangravy, now that's f'ing funny.
     
  5. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Really, monster, you need to get a grip on yourself.

    Have you tried counseling?

    It's helped thousands, and it can help you, too.

    We're all rooting for you.
     
  6. monster

    monster Member

    Oct 19, 1999
    Hanover, PA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I like Farm Animals, too. :)
     
  7. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Look monster, you have now officially made a complete fool of yourself.

    And you can stop threatening me by PM. I gave up being scared of sissies who talk big a long time ago.

    You say you'll subject me to some "real smack"?? Oooh man, now THAT'S gonna keep me wide awake all night.

    You trolled and you lost. Don't make it worse.
     

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