Anthony Weiner -- Looking to Mark Sanford for Inspiration

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  1. Val1

    Val1 Member+

    Arsenal
    Mar 12, 2004
    MD's Eastern Shore
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    New York's favorite sexter is making a bid for Mayor of New York (a race he's entered before)...

     
  2. cleansheetbsc

    cleansheetbsc Member+

    Mar 17, 2004
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    He'd be damn good at it. Underwear pictures and all.
     
  3. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
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    Chicago Fire
    Weiner Fixes Web Photo Gaffe

    Democratic New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner revamped his campaign website’s homepage with a picture of the Big Apple’s skyline after the site had been displaying a photograph of Pittsburgh.

    Weiner’s website initially featured a photograph of Pittsburgh’s Roberto Clemente bridge, according to a CBS New York report. Weiner’s office updated the site after reporters asked about it.




    The phrase "photo gaffe" next to "Anthony Weiner" does suggest it could've been funnier.
     
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  4. VFish

    VFish Member+

    Jan 7, 2001
    Atlanta, GA
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    I only wish ChrisM was here to laugh at all my double entendres. Noboby appreciates a good weiner joke more than Chris.
     
  5. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    What's the campaign slogan - "It takes a big dick to run the big apple?"
     
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  6. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
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    The press is going to crucify him. (Which is funny 'cause he's Jewish.)
     
  7. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
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    So was Jesus.
     
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  8. Dyvel

    Dyvel Member+

    Jul 24, 1999
    The dog end of a day gone by
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    The jokes will write themselves.
     
  9. VFish

    VFish Member+

    Jan 7, 2001
    Atlanta, GA
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Stephen Colbert recently set a new world record for most sexual innuendos in a single sentence:

    "After withdrawing from public life Anthony Weiner is ready to stick it back in, that folks takes balls and sadly we know he has them."
     
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  10. VFish

    VFish Member+

    Jan 7, 2001
    Atlanta, GA
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  11. cleansheetbsc

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    Mar 17, 2004
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  12. taosjohn

    taosjohn Member+

    Dec 23, 2004
    taos,nm
    I think he misunderstood-- when people suggested he run, they stopped right there.

    They didn't append "for public office..." :(
     
  13. VFish

    VFish Member+

    Jan 7, 2001
    Atlanta, GA
    Club:
    Atlanta
    Yes, Mr. Weiner misunderstood. He thought he was running for pubic office.
     
  14. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    There's been a dogged rumor that Oscar Meyer is about to endorse Mr Weiner. :cool:
     
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  15. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Curses to you for putting that song in my head.
     
  16. roby

    roby Member+

    SIRLOIN SALOON FC, PITTSFIELD MA
    Feb 27, 2005
    So Cal
    Sorry bout that...butt she's bringing you the buns.;)

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Matt in the Hat

    Matt in the Hat Moderator
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    Sep 21, 2002
    Brooklyn
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    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Speaker Quinn has absolutely no interest in Weiner
     
  18. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
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    Argentina
    They got lots in common. Don't the gospels say that Jesus "revealed himself" to Mary Magdalene, or something to that effect?
     
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  19. Mattbro

    Mattbro Member+

    Sep 21, 2001
    I don't know about this. My sense of humor is as juvenile as ever, but it's been years since I've laughed at an Anthony Weiner-related pun. Just seems played out to me. Sorry to be the resident Debbie Downer.
     
  20. Auriaprottu

    Auriaprottu Member+

    Atlanta Damn United
    Apr 1, 2002
    The back of the bus
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    Can't do much about your surname (without a lot of trouble, anyhow) but hey, his folks had the good sense not to name him Richard.
     
  21. Major Major

    Major Major Member

    Jul 20, 2011
    Colorado
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    United States
    Aside from the crotch pick, he actually was a relatively respectable politician. I'd vote for him.
     
  22. riverplate

    riverplate Member+

    Jan 1, 2003
    Corona, Queens
    Club:
    CA River Plate
    I'll be voting for Weiner in the primary. Screw Quinn thanks to her holding back on the minimum wage increase and sick leave bill for so long. She looks more and more like Bloomy's 4th term. No, thank you.

    And I'll definately be going for Spitzer as comptroller. He understands the real criminals in NY hang out on the southern tip of Manhattan. Go get out your steamroller again, Eliot!
     
  23. Q*bert Jones III

    Q*bert Jones III The People's Poet

    Feb 12, 2005
    Woodstock, NY
    Club:
    DC United
    Are there any hot chicks on the City Council?
     
  24. riverplate

    riverplate Member+

    Jan 1, 2003
    Corona, Queens
    Club:
    CA River Plate
    Just thought the puritans around here would like to know how this is going...

    Spitzer, Weiner Both in Top Spot in Redemption Bids - CNN
    :)
     
  25. Germerica

    Germerica Member+

    May 2, 2012
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    Is it just a coincidence that Anthony Wiener is trending on National Hot Dog Day, or did he get in more trouble?
     
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