"American Professional Soccer": take notice, ignore, or laugh?

He probably wouldn't be able to fill out the paperwork to join the league.

 

Definitely could not meet D3 standards.

 

wait wait...please don't tell me...promotion/relegation is coming:

Philadelphia Fury‏ @PhillyFuryASL 4h4 hours ago
I'm so excited!
Big news coming out of the ASL later this week with several major announcements!

 

10 Million dollar deal with McDonald's. *All ASL match tickets will come with up to $20 in coupons on the back. The league will then print 500,000 tickets.

 

Yeah, that's not the same as a $10M deal with McDonald's.

 

But Matt Driver will sure trump it up as such.

 

guess that they could charge everyone $200 instead...sigh

SGFC Tryouts
August 12th, 2017
TRYOUT Locations:
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Gibbons Common
Opposite Saint. Agnes Healthcare
900 Caton Avenue
Baltimore, Maryland 21229
Interested Players Must Fill out This Form to Tryout AND pay the $100 tryout fee.

 

The 500,000 tickets thing is hilarious. They could not possibly distribute 500,000 tickets between now and 2027.

 

I love how they show a major world class stadium, yet play in front of 8 people at junior high stadiums.

 

Grassroots, man. Grassroots.

 

But that big stadium is empty... at least that part's accurate.

 

Philadelphia Fury‏ @PhillyFuryASL 3h3 hours ago
ASL has expanded by 5 new teams for fall season with 4 of them partnering with international brands, to be released later in the season

 

Keep in mind, of course, that any brand that sells in two nations is technically international.

 

I am assuming of course that "further details" will be released later in the season...and it's NOT that the international brands are being released...and ASL teams are not being released...you know maybe from prison or something...lol

 

ooooh ooooh lemme guess Jack Warner and Sepp Blatter:

Philadelphia Fury‏ @PhillyFuryASL 58m58 minutes ago
The ASL is in the final stages of announcing two incredible dynamic executives who will help take the ASL to the next level ! Announce soon

 

Are they looking for jobs?

 

Ongoing argument at my first newspaper in Wilmington, NC: The local airport insisted we refer to it as "international" because it occasionally had a private or cargo plane go to the Bahamas or something like that. The editor refused. Fun stuff.

 

So I noticed that the ASL has two teams listed that are not in the standings - Atlanta something or other and a team out of Sacramento whose social media is gone.

 

it is called fantasy football for a reason

 

I would say that Chuck Blazer's cat is seeking employment and could easily run this league in a more professional manner.

 

If the ASL has a team in Sacramento, pigs CAN fly.

 

I'm amazed the APS hasn't folded yet.

 

Honest question:
When this falls apart, what level would be the appropriate league for them to join? D2? D3?

 

Where is Sacramento listed? Atlanta's been listed for a few months, but I don't see any reference to Sacramento on the website.