Adu: SL Benfica vs Nacional 09/02 (R)

Discussion in 'Yanks Abroad Gameday' started by smokarz, Aug 31, 2007.

  1. striker

    striker Member+

    Aug 4, 1999
    How many goals have Bond and Ichiro scored this season?
     
  2. Beau Dure

    Beau Dure Member+

    May 31, 2000
    Vienna, VA
    As many as Freddy Adu. (rimshot)

    (Not quite true, of course.)
     
  3. Falc

    Falc Member+

    Jul 29, 2006
    Club:
    Juventus FC
    So if Freddy juices up, does this mean he will be able to kick the ball into the stands?
     
  4. Beau Dure

    Beau Dure Member+

    May 31, 2000
    Vienna, VA
    A kickball player on steroids will likely have a higher kicking average than his drug-free counterpart because the ball will fly farther, and it's tough to catch those red rubber playground balls when they've got some speed.
     
  5. freisland

    freisland Member+

    Jan 31, 2001
    sure, but that begs the question - is Beau Dure's saber toothed avatar chocolate, or just creamy brown plastic?
     
  6. seahawkdad

    seahawkdad Spoon!!!

    Jun 2, 2000
    Lincoln, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Flannigan uses steroids????

    That explains a lot.
     
  7. Bizz

    Bizz Member

    Aug 19, 2003
    Needham, MA
    Reading this thread, here's what comes to mind:

    1. Freddy should not use steroids. However HGH would have been good for him during his early MLS years. I think some of the traditionally shorter countries might have taken advantage of some HGH as I heard that some Korean parents gave it to their kids---I wonder if that has helped their youth teams' average height (which recently has been German-like).

    2. Steroids can help you run faster. Ask Ben Johnson. The difference is that roid monsters we pay attention to were focused on strength/bulk. Todd Sauerbraun, punter for the Panthers (former?), was nailed last year for roids...so I think that roids can enhance different aspects of an athlete's performance depending on how they train.

    3. Rossi is NOT a Yank! Wait a minute, he IS! But Freddy needs to get out of Benfica now! Wait a minute, he is being groomed!

    4. Donovan is faster than Ichiro.

    5. Maybe if Bonds played at Coors field his whole career, he would have more HRs....but what if Celtic played full time at Dick's? Would they continue to complain about the ball flying and being too light?
     
  8. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I don't think Ichiro is "placing" the ball anywhere. He doesn't play slow pitch softball. The game is alot harder than that.
     
  9. russ

    russ Member+

    Feb 26, 1999
    Canton,NY
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Singles hitters have superior bat control.That's why they get better BAs than the swing for the fence guiys.
     
  10. bungadiri

    bungadiri Super Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jan 25, 2002
    Acnestia
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Looks like butterscotch to me.
     
  11. NASL Fan

    NASL Fan Member

    Nov 23, 1999
    Los Angeles, USA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm Hank Aaron's lawyer and I'm going to kick your... ;)
     
  12. Beau Dure

    Beau Dure Member+

    May 31, 2000
    Vienna, VA
    The avatar is not edible, though at least one of my kids probably tried.
     
  13. Sanguine

    Sanguine Member

    Jul 4, 2003
    Reston, VA
    "You gotta hit 'em where they ain't, kid!"

    "They ain't standing over the fence, coach."
     

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