A Liverpool joke

Discussion in 'Chelsea Off Topic Threads' started by Kazuma, Nov 19, 2007.

  1. Kazuma

    Kazuma Member+

    Chelsea
    Jul 30, 2007
    Detroit
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Q: What's the difference between a cow and a tragedy?

    A: A scouser can't milk a cow.
     
  2. Yaroni

    Yaroni Member

    Aug 31, 2007
    Tel Aviv
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Israel
    lolololololololololololol
    priceless
     
  3. srd....

    srd.... Member

    Apr 20, 2004
    Cork City.
    umm,is that punchline right???

    "you cant milk a scouser",sounds more likely
     
  4. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    But you can milk their women.
     
  5. TerminalVertigo

    Oct 18, 2004
    Ottawa Ontario
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    one hand on the wallet right?
     
  6. Randy36

    Randy36 New Member

    May 9, 2007
    Houston
    Rafa Benitez explained why he continues to play the rotation system. He says it's to keep the burglars guessing, who's at home and who's in the team.
     
  7. TerminalVertigo

    Oct 18, 2004
    Ottawa Ontario
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    http://z.about.com/d/phoenix/1/0/r/K/tumbleweeds01.jpg


    I kid i kid.


    here, ill help you along

    Q: What do Pool Fans and sperm have in common?


    A: One in 2,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.



    A father and son were eating breakfast. The fathers newspaper had the headline "Van Gogh sold for £8 million".
    The son asked "is he worth it, Dad?", to which the father, surprised at his son's interest in fine art, replied "I suppose so, son. Why do you ask?"
    The son said "Well, Liverpool paid more than that for Stan Collymore, and he was crap"



    Zing!:p
     

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