2019 MLS StUPER-Draft Insults and Discussion [R]

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  1. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Instead of dropping this into the middle of some thread that's already been pointed out as being too off-topic, I figured I'd start a new thread which will still go off-topic (not that that's necessarily always a bad thing)

    But this tweet about tomorrow's draft cracked me TF up.




    Please post links to mock drafts, draft guesses, draft opinions, or whatever people want to call them - I'm assuming we can come back and make fun of them all later in the year when we're in the middle of a long losing streak and bored..... or running away with the league title and bored .....
     
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  2. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  3. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    Fan Side Daily says DCU will pick Sergio Rivas -- another midfielder. Olsen is planning on deploying the novel 0-10-0 formation this season. Either a genius move or something that will look like U-5 rec soccer. Olsen - "Lucho, don't just run after the ball, find some space for a teammate's pass." Lucho -- "Coach, look at that neat bug next to the dandelion."
     
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  4. GumbyG

    GumbyG Member+

    DC United
    Mar 22, 2007
    Chesapeake, VA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's hard to be an expert on every team. Nothing proves that like commentary leading up to the Superdraft.
     
  5. GumbyG

    GumbyG Member+

    DC United
    Mar 22, 2007
    Chesapeake, VA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Cincy cornering the market in a classic attempt to drive up prices, raise college students on a livestock farm in Ohio, and sell them to the highest bidder.
     
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  6. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Who do they think they are, NCAA's football division? ;)
     
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  7. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My All-Name MLS Draft team:

    Tucker Bone
    Chase Gasper
    Jakov Basic (if name listed last, first he moves to #1)
    Prosper Figbe
    Rece Buckmaster

    Honorable mention:
    Kyle Coffee
     
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  8. United fury

    United fury Member+

    Feb 9, 2007
    Woodbridge, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think FCC needs to take Tucker Bone. They already have Corben Bone. They could be called the boners. :D

    (Yes, I'm a child)
     
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  9. GumbyG

    GumbyG Member+

    DC United
    Mar 22, 2007
    Chesapeake, VA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The only thing worse than getting Geigered...
     
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  10. GumbyG

    GumbyG Member+

    DC United
    Mar 22, 2007
    Chesapeake, VA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    #10 GumbyG, Jan 11, 2019
    Last edited: Jan 11, 2019
    Here's my Big Board for DC, based on SBI, Top Drawer, with consideration for DC's needs thrown in:

    Nelson (LB)*
    Williams (F)*
    Montgomery (CB)
    Haji (M)*
    Amaya (M)*
    Buchanan (RW/F)*

    St. Claire (G)*

    Gdula (RB)
    Patino (F)

    Ward (RB)
    Jones (RW/B)
    Hauser Ramsey (CB)
    Boateng (CB)
    Rivas (M)
    Dorsey(RW)*

    Borges (LB)
    Shiniyashiki (F)
    Miller (CB)

    Mohammed (RB)
    Buckmaster (RB)
    Gasper (RB)
    Sierakowski (F)
    McDonough (CB)
    Comisa (CB)
    Riley (M)
     
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  11. JayRockers!

    JayRockers! Member+

    Aug 4, 2001
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    Thx,

    Jay!
     
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  12. UnitedBorn

    UnitedBorn Member+

    Dec 7, 2015
    301
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
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  13. GumbyG

    GumbyG Member+

    DC United
    Mar 22, 2007
    Chesapeake, VA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I like this pick.. Not as much as I would have liked it if we'd have traded $50K of GAM with literally any team at any time to ALSO pick up JJ Williams as a GA forward.
     
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  14. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    posting this here as well as the preseason thread because of the mention of draft picks (not sure if any are for 2019 or years from now)

     
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  15. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    I like the trade for Seitz. He and Edwards will put pressure on each other to perform. Also think he's a useful backup for Hamid.
     
  16. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    My MLS page still says NE has pick #33 - someone said as part of that Seitz trade DCU now sits at 33
     
  17. DangerMouse37

    DangerMouse37 Member+

    Jan 22, 2004
    WDC / Barra
    So they swapped the pick for a "player to be named later". Houston have too many RBs and we have too few, which means to me that we want one. Which RB from them do we want? Who is starter ready and maybe not getting enough PT?
     
  18. UnitedBorn

    UnitedBorn Member+

    Dec 7, 2015
    301
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    Seems that Steitz is the player we got from Houston.
     
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  19. John L

    John L Member+

    Sep 20, 2003
    Alexandria, VA
  20. GumbyG

    GumbyG Member+

    DC United
    Mar 22, 2007
    Chesapeake, VA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  21. ejs1111

    ejs1111 Member

    Aston Villa | DC United
    Mar 1, 2018
    Maryland, USA
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  22. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This got me to wondering ... there is a separate USL draft of the players not chosen, how does that work with an MLS team that also has a USL team ...... does the MLS team draft them just to own their rights so they can later transfer/sell/whatever them down to their USL side ..... are there rules? (are they enforced?)
     
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  23. griffin1108

    griffin1108 BigSoccer Supporter

    Dec 5, 2003
    Virginia
    Since this is MLS, there are "rules". Just don't expect consistency or permanence.
     
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  24. GumbyG

    GumbyG Member+

    DC United
    Mar 22, 2007
    Chesapeake, VA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    They just changed that one. You can now expect consistency or permanence, but not both.
     
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  25. John L

    John L Member+

    Sep 20, 2003
    Alexandria, VA
    The rule was named after Heisenberg
     
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