PBP: 2018 CONCACAF U-20 Championship: USA vs. U.S. Virgin Islands 11/3 6:00 ET

Then add another of our players who's playing professionally. Llanez is a c teamer for U20s today, obviously a top player for the future.

 

Reset the score for the final 20 to make it interesting? That'd be neat.

 

Perez has trouble moving to his left. This will limit his upside.

 

3 shots off the line? Please shoot it where the other team isn't next time guys...

 

Woo. Double digits.

 

I don't know why this announcer is so impressed by USVI defenders lined up on their goalline blocking shots. Its the nature of having no one outside your 18.

 

He's impressed that we didn't score.

 

He has trouble moving reminds me of the level of Aaron Herrera.

 

Even more puzzling is why they don’t just all get on the line and stay there. Or at least 6 of them.

 

Why can't we just play through the middle instead of getting it out wide all the time?

 

Rennicks is Dorsey part 2.

 

Go to VAR!

 

PK. 11-0.

 

Perez, I believe, plays in Dorsey who is fouled in the box.

Mendez converts the PK.

11-0 US 79th minute

 

Ha ha. Dorsey and Mendez arguing about which will take the PK. Glad it was Mendez.

 

12-0.

 

Almost a really good OG header.

 

Alert: USVI's first shot of the game. 82'.

 

McKenzie bundles homes a rebound off a corner after a USVI defender forced their keeper into a save from Mendez's initial service and Real's follow up is cleared off the line.

12-0 US in the 81st minute

USVI shot on goal! Long distance shot rolls to Ochoa

 

I guess it could be worse, but it's giving the USVI GK a LOT of credit for saying it could be "a lot" worse... He's not very good.

 

The Virgin Islands GK should be man of the match.

 

FYP. GJ pretending that the game matters despite the absurd nature of it.

 

It's the 88' which means that in order for them to tie the game they need to score 12 goals, assuming extra time is 3 min added:

They have 20 seconds each to come up with 12 goals.
They have 3.5 seconds to come up with a plan to attack the U.S. defense.
They have 0.1 seconds to celebrate.

 

How do you really assess performances in a game against a joke opponent like USVI?

 

It's the 90' which means that in order for them to tie the game they need to score 13 goals, assuming extra time is 2 min added:

They have 9.2 seconds each to come up with 13 goals.
They have 0.4 seconds to come up with a plan to attack the U.S. defense.
They have 0.01 seconds to celebrate.