2017 Depression Thread

Discussion in 'Chicago Fire' started by bunge, Oct 27, 2016.

  1. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Okay, okay, okay.
    I totally agree. I would go back and edit my post, that it was one of the saddest....
     
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  2. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
     
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  3. seamuslush

    seamuslush Member+

    Jun 18, 2005
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Ringling Brothers is closing for good, which means Andrew will never sell the team and run away to join the circus.
     
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  4. sportscrazed2

    sportscrazed2 Member+

    Jul 30, 2008
    Mordor, Middle Earth
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Finding it hard to be depressed when beer and good music exists. I'm actually looking forward to going to Columbus in march. Why don't I just have vodka pumped into my veins whenever I get below a 3-4 beer buzz?
     
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  5. HerthaBerwyn

    HerthaBerwyn Member+

    May 24, 2003
    Chicago
    Dont forget Miklos ******* Molnar in the 2000 soccer bowl.
     
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  6. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    Where's the Malört?
     
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  7. HeyFireGO

    HeyFireGO Member+

    May 12, 2007
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    in my stomach
     
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  8. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    That's depressing.
     
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  9. HeyFireGO

    HeyFireGO Member+

    May 12, 2007
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    It comes out the other end on the toilet as #HauptmanOut
     
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  10. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    The Fire are ranked #1586 in the world.
    F_C_ Dallas, the top ranked MLS team are #399 in the World.
    LAG are second at #410 (down from #150 in 2010).
    Are we really #1200 places worse that F_C_ Dallas?
    Oh, crap, we probably are.

    Thanks, Mr. Hauptman

    (yes, I know all of this sort of crap)

    http://footballdatabase.com/ranking/united-states/1

    United States Football / Soccer Clubs Ranking
    Updated after matches played on 12 February 2017
    Rank
    Club / Country Points 1-yr change

    1FC Dallas
    United States 1454 +164 1413

    2 Los Angeles Galaxy
    United States 1450 -26 1459

    3 New York Red Bulls
    United States 1432 +57 1421

    4 Seattle Sounders FC
    United States 1429 -40 1441

    5 Portland Timbers
    United States 1396 -149 1426

    6 Real Salt Lake
    United States 1382 -124 1407

    7 Sporting Kansas City
    United States 1375 -111 1397

    8 DC United
    United States 1358 -86 1372

    9 Colorado Rapids
    United States 1355 +410 1300

    10 New England Revolution
    United States 1341 -189 1368

    11 Columbus Crew
    United States 1336 -220 1368

    12 San Jose Earthquakes
    United States 1336 -158 1358

    13 New York City FC
    United States 1330 +337 1293

    14 Orlando City
    United States 1326 +107 1310

    15 Houston Dynamo
    United States 1318 -70 1329

    16 Philadelphia Union
    United States 1301 -75 1306

    17 Chicago Fire
    United States 1270 -134 1286


    18 Chivas USA
    United States 1206 +14 1206

    The Fire are only ranked above Chivas USA, a team that has not existed in 2 years (but did increase its world ranking from 2016).
     
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  11. GunnerJacket

    GunnerJacket Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 18, 2003
    Gainesville, GA
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    My bad. Saw "Depression" in the title and thought it had to do with my ex. Carry on.
     
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  12. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    If the person is an ex, you should take that shit to the Optimism Thread.

    Some of the worst law firm advertising of all time (and that is Corri Fetman, the attorney responsible, in the second picture)
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  13. GunnerJacket

    GunnerJacket Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 18, 2003
    Gainesville, GA
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Sadly we must still deal with each other due to kids, and since I've yet to find someone new then for this season my optimism will have to come from Atl. United. (Sure as Hades isn't coming from Arsenal.) But I digress.

    Cheers, y'all.
     
  14. SixKick

    SixKick Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 13, 2000
    Club:
    Club América
    Nat'l Team:
    Mexico


     
  15. Martininho

    Martininho Member+

    Feb 13, 2007
    Chicago
    Club:
    --other--
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Serious question, I presume you mean the one below, not the one to the right on the ad above?

    Surprised that the skank isn't Trump's nominee for Attorney General (and yes, that applies to my first question, so I simply decided/remembered that skank applies across gender).
     
  16. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Yes, the one below.
    However, it is my understanding that she was a "model" in a number of the ads and billboard, so it is possible that is her, as well.
    She is/was also a competitive bodybuilder.

    She would have been a much more palatable Attorney General than Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III.

    Ms. Fetman is not, as far as I know, an unrepentant racist who has spent much of her professional career attempting to disenfranchise people from voting and was denied a federal judgeship in the 1980's due to her racist behavior.
     
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  17. xtomx

    xtomx Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Sep 6, 2001
    Northern Wisconsin, but not far from civilization
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    And, she may be (rather) well-endowed, but Sessions is a much bigger tit.
     
  18. Jiggly_333

    Jiggly_333 Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Mar 8, 2015
    Corner of Bedlam and Squalor (It's that way ->)
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    Japan
    Just finished my last game as a mascot tonight. Next costume I'll probably be in will either be Sparky or Supernova.
     
  19. HeyFireGO

    HeyFireGO Member+

    May 12, 2007
    Chicago
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Michael Harrington is still on the team.
     
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  20. bunge

    bunge BigSoccer Supporter

    Oct 24, 2000
    Ouch.
     
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  21. Not Victor E. Huskie?
     
  22. Jiggly_333

    Jiggly_333 Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Mar 8, 2015
    Corner of Bedlam and Squalor (It's that way ->)
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    Japan
    WAit is there an actual costume? I thought they just had a real huskie for that.
     
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  24. skinut

    skinut Moderator
    Staff Member

    Jun 25, 2000
    Castle Pines, CO (or often elsewhere on earth)
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Absolutely both. Just look at my avatar photo. That was with Victor E. Huskie at a pregame reception/pep rally in San Diego a couple of years ago before the Poinsettia Bowl. Very much a costumed mascot.

    The original live mascot was Diesel who passed on a couple of years ago. The current live mascot is Mission, who I'm proud to say comes from a kennel in the town where I grew up, Marengo. He's cared for by the ROTC class on campus.
     
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  25. Jiggly_333

    Jiggly_333 Member+

    Chicago Fire
    Mar 8, 2015
    Corner of Bedlam and Squalor (It's that way ->)
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    Japan
    Well, he looks like his costume is the same style as my old one (except he appears to have a muscle shirt instead of a tail), so I'll do it!

    Unless I end up at CoD.
     
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