Category Archives: Washington Spies

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Chris Klein, I’mma let you finish, but….; or, the hell this isn’t the most important hole in the world, I’m in it

“Navel-gazing ripples” was what Black and Red United called the aftermath of Chris Klein firing up a Galaxy pep rally crowd on Monday, and he/she/they/it are right.  This is where people like Colin Jose and Roger Allaway get to take more deserved bows.  Even ten years ago or so, the …

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Houses in Motion

I’m fine with Kevin Payne saying Dwayne De Rosario is the most accomplished athlete in Washington right now.  I can’t name a single player on the Senators, Bullets or Racist Nicknames.  Even if Slingin’ Sammy Baugh, Walter Johnson or Elvin Hayes were still around, it’s Payne’s job to talk up …

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Two comebacks

Grahame Jones takes his share of stick from We the People, but he killed it over the weekend. Nice article on Charlie Davies and his comeback, and a nice shot at David Beckham. They’re both up at the LA Times soccer front page, and they’re both worth reading. Let’s get …

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DC United hires former MLS player as coach for fourth consecutive time

It would be unfair to hold Ben Olsen to the standard that Gary Smith set, taking two years and ten days to bring Colorado its first title. Or even to Jason Kreis, who took two years, six months and fifteen days to bring Salt Lake its first championship. After all, …

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Landon Donovan, DCutioner

And, one day later, Dominic Kinnear comes back to earth. I guess we don’t really need to wait for the MLS playoff percentage calculator at Sports Club Stats to update. They still had the Dynamo making the playoffs fifteen chances out of a thousand before last night, but I have …

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DC Undressed

Dear DC United, I thought you weren’t supposed to handle balls in the penalty area HA HA HA HA OH GOD THE COMEDY it burns Boy, I’m really glad you guys got a chance to do that picture. Remember when Brian McBride and Cobi Jones did the Sports Illustrated swimsuit …