Category Archives: Team Evil
Whan that Aprille, with hise shoures soote
Wow, I’m getting called out by name a lot these days. Okay, fine – David Beckham came back in time to play against Dallas. I thought he wouldn’t, and he did. Thanks. Now, if you take that in a vacuum, Beckham did a Good Thing. However, the only reason he …
Grahame Jones takes his share of stick from We the People, but he killed it over the weekend. Nice article on Charlie Davies and his comeback, and a nice shot at David Beckham. They’re both up at the LA Times soccer front page, and they’re both worth reading. Let’s get …
If the Galaxy had kept Kovalenko, I could have titled this "Angel and Dema."
Some jackoff, a couple of days ago: I’ll bet that guy feels pretty god-damned stupid today: Boy, if there’s one thing that pisses me off, it’s some monkey with a keyboard spouting off without having Clue One. And rather than apologize for being so wrong, the guy actually kept at …
According to Major League Soccer Soccer headlines, MLS teams are starting to assert themselves against their eternal enemy, their players. Here’s Frank Klopas, who according to the headline, is wielding the hammer: Yeah! That’s laying down the law – oh, the actual article is slightly different? “Klopas: We expect Castillo …
Why does everyone hate the Galaxy? Okay, wrong question. Right now they’re the Kings, and they want to be the Lakers. This not being basketball territory, I won’t bore you with the many ways the Lakers represent Nearly Everything Wrong With Sports (the Clippers representing the remainder), but the Lakers …
I need an 80′s band reference for Hejduk going to the Galaxy. Any ideas? Madness? Haircut 100?
If that seems like a sorry-ass excuse for free agency, you’re right. I don’t know what the hell “first come, first serve” is supposed to mean in this case. Or the difference between a genuine offer and a Bona Fide Offer, apart from assuming that the Bonda Fide offer will …
MLS plan to rig Galaxy-Red Bulls final hits slight snag
Oh, like you saw a 0-3 beatdown coming. I can’t even say “I told you so” or “I saw it coming,” because after a couple of weeks of Galaxy and Sounders fans telling me I was off base, that Beckham was hungry to win, that Kovalenko provided the toughness in …
Seattle Will Have Its Revenge on Frances Farmer
Okay, Galaxy, I apologize. You’re not the biggest frauds in the league. You just played a two-game series against the actual biggest frauds in the league. Maybe the Galaxy, like the Lakers, are perfecting the sequence of playing well enough to clinch home court/field, coasting through the rest of the …
Buddle’s Treat, Galaxy’s Tricks Lead to Lazy Halloween Cliche Post Titles
MLS fans fall into two categories – those who hate the Galaxy, and those who will hate the Galaxy. There’s just something adorable about seeing Sigi and the entire Seattle bench cursing Kovalenko and Juninho from a height. That Schmid sent in Tyrone Marshall soon afterwards to restore order – …
So how do the Colorado Rapids get to Columbus? By plane? Train, maybe? A bus would be infeasible. They can’t take separate cars…. Oh, that’s right. The Rapids will get to Columbus by taking a dive. Well…you sort of had to feel bad for the Rapids, and the choice they …
