Category Archives: Landon Donovan

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MLS Cup 2012 – Meet the new boss, same as the old boss; or, 2 Legit To…oh, never mind, it looks like you’re quitting

You’re probably asking yourself – how can it be a Hollywood ending if the bad guys win?  This is why it’s always important to know who the protagonist is, and what kind of story you’re in.  Yes, Luke was the good guy in Star Wars…but so was Uncle Owen. Since …

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MLS Cup – G’s up, Hou’s down

It’s pretty contemptible when writers try to make a big deal about the things they got right – after all, that just means they usually get things wrong, and they’re trying to distract you from their overall incompetence. Anyway, I picked a heavy favorite, who this year won something like …

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Landon’s time is a terrible thing to waste

Okay, so what WAS all that with Roma and Donovan about, anyway? So Greg Seltzer at Major League Soccer Soccer interviewed the Thomas DiBenedetto, who is planning to branch out from baseball to harpastum, and he said this: Looking at this quote again reminds me that “obviously” is one of …

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The 2010 CONCACAF PLAYERS OF THE YEAR!

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE JUST JOINED US: CONCACAF doesn’t actually give out this award. Nor do Mexican, Central American, Caribbean, Canadian, or Yankee Imperialist Running Dog journalists. Nor, obviously, do players, coaches, administrators, or federations. This is something I do. Because (1) it’s funny if it’s just me, …

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Let no man put asunder

Doubtlessly swayed by my jeremiad earlier in the week, Landon Donovan decided to commit to the Galaxy. I assume the privilege of playing before adoring fans such as myself was too great to toss aside. At least, that’s how I choose to view his refusal of any loan offers for …

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MLS ready for learner’s permit, not driver’s license

…y’know, I’m starting to lean towards Chicharito ahead of Landon for CONCACAF Player of the Year. Does that make me a bad person? Or does the fact that I’m giving out fake awards make me a bad person? Oh, wait, I know what makes me a bad person. See that …

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Landon Answers

Okay! This seems to work from my end, so if you can’t watch it, it’s probably because you’re unworthy in some way. Landon picks his FIFA lineup – Tim Howard will be PISSED OFF, or not. And guess what position Landon plays. Landon also takes a swing at the Arena/Bradley/Moyes …

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Hey! Wanna ask Landon Donovan a question?

According to Wikipedia, Landon Timothy Donovan was born on March 4, 1982. So he’s a Pisces. Now you don’t need to ask that question. However, if you want to ask him another question, now is sort of your chance. Our Landon is on the cover of the next FIFA Soccer …

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Marquez to the Retirement Home

You know what, I really have to stop laughing at my own jokes. See, what I’m actually doing is, I’m laughing at the situation, and trying to funny about it, but it comes across as me laughing at how amusing I am, and I can see how that might get …

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Let’s violate Landon’s privacy some more

Via guilty pleasure Deadspin – yeah, I should know better – Landon Donovan won’t be getting a Father’s Day card all that soon. In case you were wondering. Assuming any of this was our business in the first place, and that’s not a safe assumption at all. Although it was …