Coming up on “Sick Sad World”
Posted on July 16, 2012 10:12 am
(I don’t care HOW old this makes me look. I’m doing this. Blame the MLS Facebook caption contest.)
This is my stop
Have to get off
I might go pop
Excuse me.
EXCUSE ME!
I’ve got to be direct
If I’m wrong please correct
You’re standing on my neck
You’re standing on my neck
La la la la la
I remember the caption contests from Kick Magazine at the old NASL games, so I guess I look old, too.
How about, “You’ve got some schmutz on your shirt. Let me flick that off for you.”
Never thought I’d see a Daria reference in a soccer blog.
Sucks when I step on a fresh bull patty in my new kicks.
Dammit! I got some shit on my boot. Mind if I clean this off on your back?
The foot bone’s connected to the neck bone…
You know, she doesn’t appear to be in the revived Beavis and Butthead. That’s a shame. She was much better as a supporting character. As a lead character, she was basically Janeane Garofolo without the jokes.
“Red Bull hatred: It gives you wings”
High impact pilates.
Daria. Win!
I miss Daria.
One of the few things in the 90′s I liked.
But I do like that martial arts is practiced in MLS. Nice find, Loney.
In fairness, Connor Lade’s neck is closer to the ground than most pro players’.
“I like having low self-esteem. It makes me feel special.”
“Well, if De Jong could get away with it in a World Cup Final…”
“Crouching Red Bull, Hidden Sounder”
“Midfielder Richie Williams returns to the field for one more ankle-bite.”
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