Jack Warner: Armed and Dangerous
Posted on June 25, 2012 1:41 pm
For years now a lot of people – myself included – have felt certain that sooner or later the law would catch up with Jack Warner.
His catalog of sins is so voluminous, his criminal career so extensive, his venality so widely known, that no man guilty of so much – stealing money donated for the feeding of the hungry and homeless victims of a hurricane being merely the latest chapter – could possibly expect to avoid having to face a day of reckoning for it all.
The recent announcement by police authorities that there was no evidence of Warner having done anything illegal – the sworn affidavits of 30 people to the effect that Jack dispensed bribes totaling a million dollars (US) in smuggled currency is of no probative value, apparently – notwithstanding, sooner or later Jack would have to face the music.
If nothing else the recent publicity given to the fact that the man blatantly stole a $22 million sports convention complex that sits just up the road from the seat of government would surely be enough to, at the least, force him out of the T&T cabinet.
Right?
So yesterday when I came across a link from intrepid Trinidadian reporter Lasana Liburd headlined “T&T PM Reshuffles Cabinet” I said to my frighteningly naive self “AT LAST”.
Certainly the story would be that she’s been forced to face the fact that her government is, and will continue to be, widely seen as hopelessly corrupt as long as one of it’s leading members is a world-renowned thief, crook and liar and toss his sorry ass out on the street.
Which, in a way, is what she did.
She tossed him out of his Public Works job, where his main tasks involved drainage ditches, sewage treatment and culvert repairs, which he was probably tired of anyway.
Instead, he’s now the Minister of National Security.
Specifically, this puts him in charge of:
The T&T Defence Force (ie. the Military): 4000 service people, including an infantry regiment and an assortment of small planes, helicopters and patrol boats)
The T&T Police Service: 6,500 Police Officers in varying ranks organized into nine Divisions and 18 Branches, Special Squads and Units.
The T&T Prison Service: 1200 Prison Officers operating all the country’s detention facilities.
He also now runs the T&T Fire Service, The T&T Cadet Force (Paramilitary training for volunteer youth), the Immigration Service and more.
Right after the election Jack famously crowed that he was the “HNIC”.
Now he really is.

The T&T Regiment Responding to a Reported Chuck Blazer Sighting
As evidenced above, the T&T military establishment is hardly what one might call formidable, consisting of about 2000 members of a “regiment” and a relative handful of aircraft none of which could be considered tools of war unless you think a Piper Navajo or a Cessna 310 can strike terror in the hearts of international evil-doers.

They also have a few search and rescue helicopters and some nifty boats better suited to drug interdiction (or possibly wakeboarding).

Not exactly an extensive stable of hardware.
There are, however, two other things he’s now in charge of:

Defence Force FC, which competes in the T&T Div I Professional league and is the most successful team in island history (They’ve won the national championship something like 20 times and won the old CONCACAF Champions Cup in 1985), creating a conflict with his promise to stay out of football, but FIFA will, as usual, simply ignore it I’m sure.
AND the World Famous Trinidad & Tobago Defence Force Steel Band:
Which is pretty cool and will certainly come in handy when he’s hosting gala receptions at his Center of Excellence.
Now of course none of this is particularly scary to an actual army. Yes, the US could wipe up the streets with Jack’s Merry Band and still make the early luncheon service in Miami, but so could T&T’s friendly neighbor, Cuba, who would be decidedly less gentle about it.
But for most of the Caribbean – aside from Jamaica, who could give them a decent fight – they might as well be the Red Army.
Domestically however, in a country where the government can declare a State of Emergency when the mood strikes, 4000 military, 6500 cops and control of the jails is not something to take lightly.
Furthermore, thanks to the Ever-Vigilant Pablo Chicago, we have this link to Staebroek News (Guyana)wherein Jack promises the “dawn of a new era as he hopes to institute a new level of morale in the protective service and a new level of respect for the law.”
A cynic might note that Jack has never previously displayed the remotest interest in “respect for the law”, but that’s not what he’s referring to.
Rather, Jack will soon be announcing new initiative aimed at stemming a wave of crime on the island, and says what is needed is a “back to the basics” approach which could mean “bringing back the flying squad and getting more social groups as the girl guides, scouts and cadets active in all schools”.
The “Flying Squads” refers to a special police detachment from a decade ago who were unquestionably successful in catching criminals. Unfortunately, they tended to cast a rather broad net which caused any number of innocent people to be sent to prison, beaten and/or robbed by the police.
It was finally disbanded when they were caught smuggling drugs, guns and contraband goods into the country.
This is the era that Jack longs to repeat, only this time he wants them aided by the nation’s schoolchildren.
Messy civil liberties aside, the really important thing here is that the Head of State, Prime Minister Kamla Persad Bissessar, has doubled down with regard to Jack Warner.
The message is clear: not only am I not tossing him overboard, I’m making the very public point that I’m 100% behind him.
For T&T High Court Judge Rampersad, who has ordered the T&T Federation to bring charges against Warner, this has to give pause. He can order all sorts of legal remedies against Warner, but who is he going to get to enforce them?
For Richard Groden, current President of the T&TFF, his choice now is to bring action against his country’s Minister of Defense or go to jail, and it was already looking like he was picking door #2 back when Jack was still just the Supervisor of Smelly Water.
(Actually, Groden is now attempting to create a third option: attack the Judge instead of Warner which, given the circumstances, might be a good deal safer.)
To everybody else – common citizens, journalists and opposition party leaders – it’s a clear signal that the government has no intention of backing down. They’ll stick with Jack until the bitter end.
As for the chances that the police will be conducting their long-awaited investigation of Jack Warner’s many crimes, well, the guys who do the investigating now work for Jack.
Let’s see CONCACAF try and get that building back now.
Right after the election Jack famously crowed that he was the “HNIC”.
… uhhh… really?
He may be confusing Jack Warner with Robert Guillaume in “Lean on Me”.
Sorry boys:
Not only did he say it, he said it in Parliament with the PM sitting next to him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t66jaT0G7tg
Not even I would drag out an old Robert Guillaume line. Just the other day I mentioned “I Am Curious (Yellow) and nobody (OK, ONE guy) knew what the hell I was referring to.
You can also check out the video of the lovely and beautiful Karene Asche singing “Uncle Jack” at the T&T Calypso Monarch competition. You’ll see the person portraying Jack Warner carrying a sign around the stage which reads “HNIC”, but because you’ve obviously never seen her performance I’m not going to tell you when; you’ll just have to watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPBy9FTkXkE
Oh, I’m not saying you made it up. I’m just shocked, but I guess I shouldn’t be.
Mine was more sarcasm than anything.
I’ve just come to the realization (not now, earlier) that the whole world is corrupt, and the only people that really seem to care about it are Americans. I mean, the whole world over most people just seem to shrug their shoulders and say, “Well, what can you do about it?” and that’s why people like Warner are allowed to do the things they do, and are able to wield the power the have. Say the N-word in a very public and professional forum? Why not? What are they going to do to him?
Nobody wants to see Jack get his comeuppance more than me, but at the end of the day, what can you really do? He’s gone so far that he’s more of a cartoonish villain. I know that it isn’t funny, but it’s gotten so comically out of hand that all you can do is laugh.
I’ve just come to the realization (not now, earlier) that the whole world is corrupt, and the only people that really seem to care about it are Americans.”
Yes, yes it is. Growing up and maturing to the point you realize such things sucks doesn’t it?
America is just as corrupt, it’s just that that they haven’t killed the golden goose.
Trust me, I like in cook county. Corruption in America is as deep as any in Mexico.
I feel so sorry for ordinary Trinidadans if one of the world’s largest thieves is now in charge of the police. When that happens, the police tend to be (re)organized and incentivized to give fellow thieves a free pass and institute a reign of fear and sometimes terror among honest working people.
See Putin’s Russia for a modern example. Historic examples include the Brazilian military junta century and Franco’s Spain.
If there was any doubt that the PM was Warner’s sock puppet, there shouldn’t be any now.
I guess the center of excellence is the least of your worries if you’re just trying to get through the day in Trinidad . . .
I’ve just learned recently about Jack Warner & only a little bit. With that said though, making a man like that the Head of all security in your nation is a recipe for disaster and has ‘Look, Future Coup & Tyrant in the Making’. Best of luck :/
But most importantly. I wonder if I am going to again read an article essentially saying the same same thing as Bill’s blog in SI from Grant Wahl next week when I sit down to do my morning business. Being that it isn’t about the Irish and something that a powerful magazine might shed a light on to a greater audience to maybe effect a little change I doubt it.
Gee, another Bill Archer article about Jack Warner. I hope that scumbag is actually going to jail and not doing his best to redefine his already endless greed into some kind of cartoonish supervillainy….
*Reads Article*
DAMMITSOMUCH!
What’s sad is that I’ve been reading your posts for 7 years now Bill and it never, ever gets better. At least you have been the lone candle in this darkness, for what it’s worth.
Because you know I love you, Bill.
http://justf.org/Country?country=Trinidad_and_Tobago
Given this guys history of not paying the Warriors, things could get ugly.
You know, this could end badly for T&T overall, not just their football team. That man in charge of an army had bad news written all over it.
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